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The Wentworth Letter
By Joseph Smith Jr. (1805–44)
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Joseph Smith Jr., “The Wentworth Letter,” Ensign, Jul 2002, 27
Spelling, punctuation, and capitalization modernized.
Of this classic, Elder B. H. Roberts (1857–1933) of the First Council of the Seventy wrote: “The letter is one of the choicest documents in our church literature; as also it is the earliest published document by the Prophet personally, making any pretension to consecutive narrative of those events in which the great Latter-day work had its origin. … For combining conciseness of statement with comprehensiveness of treatment of the subject with which it deals, it has few equals among historical documents, and certainly none that excel it in our church literature.” 1
March 1, 1842.—At the request of Mr. John Wentworth, editor and proprietor of the Chicago Democrat, I have written the following sketch of the rise, progress, persecution, and faith of the Latter-day Saints, of which I have the honor, under God, of being the founder. Mr. Wentworth says that he wishes to furnish Mr. Bastow [Barstow], a friend of his, who is writing the history of New Hampshire, with this document. As Mr. Bastow has taken the proper steps to obtain correct information, all that I shall ask at his hands is that he publish the account entire, ungarnished, and without misrepresentation.
I was born in the town of Sharon, Windsor County, Vermont, on the 23rd of December, a.d. 1805. When [I was] ten years old, my parents removed to Palmyra, New York, where we resided about four years, and from thence we removed to the town of Manchester. My father was a farmer and taught me the art of husbandry. When about fourteen years of age, I began to reflect upon the importance of being prepared for a future state, and upon inquiring [about] the plan of salvation, I [found] that there was a great clash in religious sentiment. If I went to one society they referred me to one plan, and another to another, each one pointing to his own particular creed as the summum bonum of perfection. Considering that all could not be right, and that God could not be the author of so much confusion, I determined to investigate the subject more fully, believing that if God had a church it would not be split up into factions, and that if He taught one society to worship one way, and administer in one set of ordinances, He would not teach another, principles which were diametrically opposed.
Believing the word of God, I had confidence in the declaration of James—“If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him” [James 1:5]. I retired to a secret place in a grove and began to call upon the Lord. While fervently engaged in supplication, my mind was taken away from the objects with which I was surrounded, and I was enwrapped in a heavenly vision and saw two glorious personages, who exactly resembled each other in features and likeness, surrounded with a brilliant light which eclipsed the sun at noonday. They told me that all religious denominations were believing in incorrect doctrines and that none of them was acknowledged of God as His Church and kingdom; and I was expressly commanded “to go not after them,” at the same time receiving a promise that the fullness of the gospel should at some future time be made known unto me.
On the evening [of] the 21st of September, a.d. 1823, while I was praying unto God and endeavoring to exercise faith in the precious promises of scripture, on a sudden a light like that of day, only of a far purer and more glorious appearance and brightness, burst into the room. Indeed the first sight was as though the house was filled with consuming fire. The appearance produced a shock that affected the whole body. In a moment a personage stood before me, surrounded with a glory yet greater than that with which I was already surrounded. This messenger proclaimed himself to be an angel of God, sent to bring the joyful tidings that the covenant which God made with ancient Israel was at hand to be fulfilled; that the preparatory work for the second coming of the Messiah was speedily to commence; that the time was at hand for the gospel in all its fulness to be preached in power unto all nations, that a people might be prepared for the millennial reign. I was informed that I was chosen to be an instrument in the hands of God to bring about some of His purposes in this glorious dispensation.
I was also informed concerning the aboriginal inhabitants of this country [America] and shown who they were, and from whence they came; a brief sketch of their origin, progress, civilization, laws, governments, of their righteousness and iniquity, and the blessings of God being finally withdrawn from them as a people, was [also] made known unto me; I was also told where were deposited some plates on which were engraven an abridgment of the records of the ancient prophets that had existed on this continent. The angel appeared to me three times the same night and unfolded the same things. After having received many visits from the angels of God, unfolding the majesty and glory of the events that should transpire in the last days, on the morning of the 22nd of September, a.d. 1827, the angel of the Lord delivered the records into my hands.
These records were engraven on plates which had the appearance of gold. Each plate was six inches wide and eight inches long, and not quite so thick as common tin. They were filled with engravings, in Egyptian characters, and bound together in a volume as the leaves of a book, with three rings running through the whole. The volume was something near six inches in thickness, a part of which was sealed. The characters on the unsealed part were small, and beautifully engraved. The whole book exhibited many marks of antiquity in its construction and much skill in the art of engraving. With the records was found a curious instrument, which the ancients called “Urim and Thummim,” which consisted of two transparent stones set in the rims of a bow fastened to a breastplate. Through the medium of the Urim and Thummim I translated the record by the gift and power of God.
In this important and interesting book the history of ancient America is unfolded, from its first settlement by a colony that came from the Tower of Babel at the confusion of languages to the beginning of the fifth century of the Christian era. We are informed by these records that America in ancient times has been inhabited by two distinct races of people. The first were called Jaredites and came directly from the Tower of Babel. The second race came directly from the city of Jerusalem about six hundred years before Christ. They were principally Israelites of the descendants of Joseph. The Jaredites were destroyed about the time that the Israelites came from Jerusalem, who succeeded them in the inheritance of the country. The principal nation of the second race fell in battle towards the close of the fourth century. The remnant are the Indians that now inhabit this country. This book also tells us that our Savior made His appearance upon this continent after His Resurrection; that He planted the gospel here in all its fulness, and richness, and power, and blessing; that they had apostles, prophets, pastors, teachers, and evangelists—the same order, the same priesthood, the same ordinances, gifts, powers, and blessings, as were enjoyed on the eastern continent; that the people were cut off in consequence of their transgressions; that the last of their prophets who existed among them was commanded to write an abridgment of their prophecies, history, etc., and to hide it up in the earth; and that it should come forth and be united with the Bible for the accomplishment of the purposes of God in the last days. For a more particular account I would refer to the Book of Mormon, which can be purchased at Nauvoo, or from any of our traveling elders.
As soon as the news of this discovery was made known, false reports, misrepresentation, and slander flew, as on the wings of the wind, in every direction; the house was frequently beset by mobs and evil designing people. Several times I was shot at, and very narrowly escaped, and every device was made use of to get the plates away from me; but the power and blessing of God attended me, and several began to believe my testimony.
On the 6th of April 1830, the “Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints” was first organized in the town of Fayette, Seneca County, state of New York. Some few were called and ordained by the spirit of revelation and prophecy and began to preach as the Spirit gave them utterance. And though weak, yet were they strengthened by the power of God; and many were brought to repentance, were immersed in the water, and were filled with the Holy Ghost by the laying on of hands. They saw visions and prophesied, devils were cast out, and the sick healed by the laying on of hands. From that time the work rolled forth with astonishing rapidity, and churches were formed in the states of New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and Missouri. In the last-named state a considerable settlement was formed in Jackson County. Numbers joined the Church, and we were increasing rapidly. We made large purchases of land; our farms teemed with plenty; and peace and happiness were enjoyed in our domestic circle and throughout our neighborhood. But as we could not associate with our neighbors (who were, many of them, of the basest of men, and had fled from the face of civilized society to the frontier country to escape the hand of justice) in their midnight revels, their Sabbath breaking, horse racing, and gambling, they commenced at first to ridicule, then to persecute, and finally an organized mob assembled and burned our houses, tarred and feathered and whipped many of our brethren, and finally, contrary to law, justice, and humanity, drove them from their habitations, who, houseless and homeless, had to wander on the bleak prairies till the children left the tracks of their blood on the prairie. This took place in the month of November, and they had no other covering but the canopy of heaven. In this inclement season of the year this proceeding was winked at by the government, and although we had warranty deeds for our land, and had violated no law, we could obtain no redress.
There were many sick who were thus inhumanly driven from their houses, and had to endure all this abuse and to seek homes where they could be found. The result was that a great many of them, being deprived of the comforts of life and the necessary attendances, died; many children were left orphans, wives [were left] widows, and husbands, widowers; our farms were taken possession of by the mob; many thousands of cattle, sheep, horses, and hogs were taken; and our household goods, store goods, and printing press and type were broken, taken, or otherwise destroyed.
Many of our brethren removed to Clay County, where they continued until 1836, three years; there was no violence offered but there were threatenings of violence. But in the summer of 1836 these threatenings began to assume a more serious form. From threats, public meetings were called, resolutions were passed, vengeance and destruction were threatened, and affairs again assumed a fearful attitude. Jackson County was a sufficient precedent, and as the authorities in that county did not interfere, they [the Clay County authorities] boasted that they would not [interfere] in this, which on application to the authorities, we found to be too true; and after much privation and loss of property, we were again driven from our homes.
We next settled in Caldwell and Daviess Counties, where we made large and extensive settlements, thinking to free ourselves from the power of oppression by settling in new counties with very few inhabitants in them. But here we were [also] not allowed to live in peace, but in 1838 we were again attacked by mobs, an exterminating order was issued by Governor Boggs, and under the sanction of law an organized banditti ranged through the country, robbed us of our cattle, sheep, hogs, etc., many of our people were murdered in cold blood, the chastity of our women was violated, and we were forced to sign away our property at the point of the sword. And after enduring every indignity that could be heaped upon us by an inhuman, ungodly band of marauders, from twelve to fifteen thousand souls, men, women, and children were driven from their own firesides, and from lands to which they had warrantee deeds—houseless, friendless, and homeless (in the depths of winter) to wander as exiles on the earth, or to seek an asylum in a more genial clime, and among a less barbarous people. Many sickened and died in consequence of the cold and hardships they had to endure. Many wives were left widows, and children [were left] orphans and destitute. It would take more time than is allotted me here to describe the injustice, the wrongs, the murders, the bloodshed, the theft, misery, and woe that have been caused by the barbarous, inhuman, and lawless proceedings of the state of Missouri.
In the situation before alluded to, we arrived in the state of Illinois in 1839, where we found a hospitable people and a friendly home, a people who were willing to be governed by the principles of law and humanity. We have commenced to build a city called “Nauvoo” in Hancock County. We number from six to eight thousand here, besides vast numbers in the county around and in almost every county of the state. We have a city charter granted us and [a] charter for a [military] legion, the troops of which now number 1,500. We have also a charter for a university, for an agricultural and manufacturing society; [we] have our own laws and administrators and possess all the privileges that other free and enlightened citizens enjoy.
Persecution has not stopped the progress of truth, but has only added fuel to the flame. It has spread with increasing rapidity. Proud of the cause which they have espoused and conscious of our innocence and of the truth of their system, amidst calumny and reproach, have the elders of this Church gone forth and planted the gospel in almost every state in the Union. It has penetrated our cities; it has spread over our villages and has caused thousands of our intelligent, noble, and patriotic citizens to obey its divine mandates and be governed by its sacred truths. It has also spread into England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales, where, in the year 1840, a few of our missionaries were sent, and over five thousand joined the Standard of Truth; there are numbers now joining in every land.
Our missionaries are going forth to different nations, and in Germany, Palestine, New Holland, Australia, the East Indies, and other places, the Standard of Truth has been erected; no unhallowed hand can stop the work from progressing; persecutions may rage, mobs may combine, armies may assemble, calumny may defame, but the truth of God will go forth boldly, nobly, and independent, till it has penetrated every continent, visited every clime, swept every country, and sounded in every ear; till the purposes of God shall be accomplished, and the Great Jehovah shall say the work is done.
[The Articles of Faith]
We believe in God, the Eternal Father, and in His Son, Jesus Christ, and in the Holy Ghost.
We believe that men will be punished for their own sins, and not for Adam’s transgression.
We believe that through the Atonement of Christ, all mankind may be saved, by obedience to the laws and ordinances of the Gospel.
We believe that the first principles and ordinances of the Gospel are: first, Faith in the Lord Jesus Christ; second, Repentance; third, Baptism by immersion for the remission of sins; fourth, Laying on [of] hands for the gift of the Holy Ghost.
We believe that a man must be called of God, by prophecy, and by the laying on hands by those who are in authority, to preach the Gospel and administer in the ordinances thereof.
We believe in the same organization that existed in the Primitive Church, namely, apostles, prophets, pastors, teachers, evangelists, and so forth.
We believe in the gift of tongues, prophecy, revelation, visions, healing, interpretation of tongues, and so forth.
We believe the Bible to be the word of God as far as it is translated correctly; we also believe the Book of Mormon to be the word of God.
We believe all that God has revealed, all that He does now reveal, and we believe that He will yet reveal many great and important things pertaining to the Kingdom of God.
We believe in the literal gathering of Israel and in the restoration of the Ten Tribes; that Zion (the New Jerusalem) will be built upon the American continent; that Christ will reign personally upon the earth; and, that the earth will be renewed and receive its paradisiacal glory.
We claim the privilege of worshiping Almighty God according to the dictates of our own conscience, and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship how, where, or what they may.
We believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrates, in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law.
We believe in being honest, true, chaste, benevolent, virtuous, and in doing good to all men; indeed, we may say that we follow the admonition of Paul—We believe all things, we hope all things, we have endured many things, and hope to be able to endure all things. If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.
Respectfully, etc.,
Joseph Smith
[illustration] This new painting of the Prophet Joseph Smith depicts what he may have looked like at age 25. The blue tie is typical of the colorful neckwear worn in his day. (Joseph Smith as a Young Man, by Gary Smith.)
[photo] Written in the Prophet’s own hand or dictated, this letter was published in 1842.
[illustrations] Inset: Joseph Smith Receives Stewardship of the Plates, by Gary Smith; left: The First Vision, by Ted Henninger
[illustrations] Above: Mr. John Wentworth. (Etching by John C. McRae.) Right: First Church organization meeting. (Organization of the Church, by Paul Mann.)
[illustration] Saints Driven from Jackson County, Missouri, by C. C. A. Christensen, © courtesy of Museum of Art, Brigham Young University, all rights reserved
[illustration] Published in Nauvoo as part of the Wentworth Letter, the Articles of Faith provide strong evidence of the divine calling of the Prophet Joseph Smith. (Nauvoo, Illinois, 1859, by John Schroder.)
Notes
1. History of the Church, 4:535–41. The Wentworth Letter was originally published in Nauvoo in the Times and Seasons, 1 Mar. 1842, and it also appears in A Comprehensive History of the Church, 1:55.
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How do u feel about the articles of faith lds church?
Ah the Wentworth Letter. When it is published in the Ensign, I've heard it is the most requested issue.
I love it.
I also have a special place in my heart for the AofF, for they are what led me to the church.
Will you do me a favor, when you copy/paste, will you only copy the article itself and not all the "^Back to top", "Next", "Previous" etc stuff. I'm assuming you will not stop posting lengthy articles, so at least consider doing this.
Thanks.
Reply:The Bible says not to add to or take away from the doctrines of the old testament. we added the New Testament. Hosea 3 had already opened the door to salvation. I believe God. I am still waiting for the manifestation of the sons of God. Report It
Reply:The 13 Articles of Faith of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints will SAVE YOUR LIFE!
It did mine!
Specifically it was the 2nd one that lead me on my endeavors to learn once and for all that the Church was actually NOT true!
Why would the church believe that "man will be punished for their own sins and not for Adam's transgression?" meaning that we are not accountable for our ancestor's mistakes, yet the church for so long banned Blacks from having the priesthood based upon some idiotic belief that previous sin causes skin to become dark?
Reply:"The Standard of Truth has been erected; no unhallowed hand can stop the work from progressing; persecutions may rage, mobs may combine, armies may assemble, calumny may defame, but the truth of God will go forth boldly, nobly, and independent, till it has penetrated every continent, visited every clime, swept every country, and sounded in every ear; till the purposes of God shall be accomplished, and the Great Jehovah shall say the work is done."
--- Everyone in my mission memorized this part - I used to be able to say it off the top of my head in Portuguese! I never actually read the whole letter before though, that was great, thanks for posting it.
Reply:The only observation that a non-Mormon might make regarding this question is simply to acknowledge that Mormons themselves claim to be nontrinitarian Christians; that is, they believe that Jesus the Son is a distinct person from God the Father. However, Mormons do not believe that the "God" of the so-called "New Testament" is the same "God" of the so-called "Old Testament"; Mormonism teaches that the pre-human Jesus is the "God" or "Jehovah" of the so-called "Old Testament".
This is obviously a fundamentally different theology than the other great nontrinitarian Christian religion, Jehovah's Witnesses. Jehovah's Witnesses believe the bible to teach that there are several references to Jesus in the so-called "Old Testament" which indicate that he is distinct from the "God" or "Jehovah" of the so-called "Old Testament". It is not enough to simply assert that a doctrine is true, and so Jehovah's Witnesses reason from the Scriptures on the matter...
It seems rather obvious that the apostle Luke at Acts 4:25-27 quotes from Psalms 2:1,2. Although these passages are part of the Christian and Hebrew Scriptures respectively, BOTH passages make it plain that there is an "anointed one" who is distinct from God. The Psalm plains calls that God by the name "Jehovah" (explicitly using the Tetragrammaton) and Acts plainly calls the anointed one by the name "Jesus".
(Psalm 2:1,2) [David wrote] Why have the nations been in tumult and the national groups themselves kept muttering an empty thing? 2 The kings of earth take their stand And high officials themselves have massed together as one against Jehovah and against his anointed one
(Acts 4:24-27) [Peter, John, and fellow Christians] with one accord raised their voices to God and said: “Sovereign Lord, you are the One who made the heaven and the earth and the sea and all the things in them, 25 and who through holy spirit said by the mouth of our forefather David, your servant, ‘Why did nations become tumultuous and peoples meditate upon empty things? 26 The kings of the earth took their stand and the rulers massed together as one against Jehovah and against his anointed one.’ 27 Even so, both Herod and Pontius Pilate with men of nations and with peoples of Israel were in actuality gathered together in this city against your holy servant Jesus
Similarly, the apostle Paul at 1 Cor 2:16 and Rom 11:33,34 paraphrases Isaiah 40:13. Note that Isaiah explicitly uses the name "Jehovah" (the Hebrew Tetragrammaton), and 1 Corinthians plainly CONTRASTS the mind of Jehovah with the mind of Christ Jesus.
(1 Corinthians 2:16) For “who has come to know the mind of Jehovah, that he may instruct him?” But we do have the mind of Christ.
(Romans 11:33-34) O the depth of God’s riches and wisdom and knowledge! How unsearchable his judgments are and past tracing out his ways are! 34 For “who has come to know Jehovah’s mind, or who has become his counselor?”
(Isaiah 40:13) Who has taken the proportions of the spirit of Jehovah, and who as his man of counsel can make him know anything?
Reply:I love the Articles of Faith and find them a simple way to share the gospel with others.
Reply:i have to be honest i didn't read all of that but i know most of the history behind the Articles of Faith.
i think that they are a good way to show people what we believe in and it is easier than trying to think about every little detail that they teach you in sunday school and primary.
Reply:People don't understand them or practice them.
I see the Articles of Faith as critical spiritual concepts, which distinguish the LDS as a spiritual path rather than a religion. James Talmage's exposition/elaboration on the Articles is essential reading for any LDS member.
One one level, the Articles define faith, but on a deeper level, they teach one to quicken (in the archaic sense) their experience of faith. This is why those who magnify priesthood and relief callings tend to develop strong spiritual muscles and minds...
Reply:I answered the first question you asked. The cardinal doctrines of faith do not reflect the teachings of the Bible or the Book of Mormon.
The book of Hebrews tells us that the priesthood is a false restoration and not a true one.
Reply:I'd say Mormons have some serious doctrinal problems, starting with Galatians 1:8, which warns about receiving "another gospel" including one from an angel (in the case of Mormonism, from the angel Moroni). But there are many other issues as well that the links below spell out.
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Friday, May 21, 2010
Is there a Zionist influence on American Foreign Policy?
Let's take a look at where some (few) of these people are: Paul Dundes Wolfowitz not long ago was the Deputy Secretary, Department of Defense and now President of the World Bank, Richard Perle - Assistant Secretary of Defense for International Security Policy, Ari Fleischer - was White House Press Secretary and a director of World Jewish Congress, Josh Bolten - Deputy Chief of Staff, Ken Melman - White House Political Director, Jay Lefkowitz - Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of the Domestic Policy Council, Daniel Fried - Special Assistant to President and Senior Director for European and Eurasian Affairs, David Frum Speechwriter-wrote the axis of evil speech-, Brad Blakeman - White House Director of Scheduling( he decides who sees Bush and who doesn't), Dov Zakheim - Undersecretary of Defense (Controller), decides where the money goes, I. Lewis Libby - Chief of Staff to the Vice President, should be tried for treason for exposing Valerie Plame, a CIA agent, Elliott Abrams , an Israeli- now Director of the National Security Council's Office for Near East affairs, that's the office overseeing the U.S. Middle East policy. Abrams' appointment is viewed as "a gift from heaven" for 'Israel.' , Douglas Feith an Israeli,was Under Secretary of Defense for Policy, and was responsible for making up the big lies about Iraq buying Uranium from Africa, very close to Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, Michael Chertoff Homeland Security Secretary, Allen Greenspan, Federal Reserve Chairman, a private firm that controls ALL financial aspects of the country, and many, many more. You can see some of them in this partial list. Add to that, most Ambassadors to Europe and to countries that count, plus most advisors on the National Security Council and other sensitive government positions. This gang and others were the ones who conned America into going to war against Iraq for Israel...
Senator William Fullbright of Arkansas who served until 1975 said, " Israel controls the United States Senate. Around 80 percent are completely in support of Israel; what Israel wants it gets. Jewish influence in the House of Representatives is even greater." This was back in the Seventies, now they wield partial to total control over 95 Senators and all 435 members of the House except maybe 23. Listen to Admiral Thomas Moorer, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: " I've never seen a President- I don't care who he is- stand up to them. They always get what they want, If the American people understood what a grip these people have got on our government, they would rise up in arms." Paul Findley, a US Congressman for 22 years noted on the subject that:
"Israel is able to stifle free speech, control our Congress, and even dictate our foreign policy."
Is there a Zionist influence on American Foreign Policy?
Question for Vanessa: what has IRAQ ever doen to the United States? Do you really think squandering American resources on the war there was THEIR idea? Under Saddam Hussein, Iraq had a stable regime. Was he a dictator? Of course he was. But dictators abound all over the globe, and I don't see the U.S. government overthrowing them, do you? Noooo, we pick and choose the dictators we'd like to eliminate, and if they're sitting atop large quantities of oil, all the better.
And don't EVER forget that former Israeli PM Ariel Sharon said that "9-11 was GOOD for Israel".
OYEP if you really want to see the immense influence that the Zionist lobby has had over U.S. politics, please read the book "They Dare to Speak Out" by the aforementioned U.S. Congressman Charles Findlay. The number of careers that have been ruined by American politicians trying to put the brakes on the Jewish lobby in the U.S. is downright criminal.
PS Vanessa, do some research into the destruction of the ship USS Liberty, destroyed by Israel forces despite the fact that it was CLEARLY an American ship. Yet no investigation was ever launched in the aftermath. Some "friends" the Israelis are; they bomb our ships, steal our military secrets, and kill our citizens (Rachel Corrie.) Who the hell needs enemies?
Reply:Most Americans are not aware of how American Foreign Policy is formulated in the congress. American Middle East Foreign Policy is influenced by 3 lobbies: the Israeli lobby, Oil lobby and military complex. The most powerful lobby in the USA is by far the Israeli lobby. The 3 lobbies supported the Iraq war and they are calling for Iran war next.Test this hypotheses your self by asking who benefited the most out of Iraq war?
Reply:What do you expect jewish people in America to do? Nothing like the Irish ones really done about Northern Ireland. For goodness sake we may not have had thirty years of wasted lives if the Irish American's had done as much as the Jewish Americans do.
Reply:yes
Reply:Amen Misty Amen
Reply:It's probably because the Jews have all the oil . . . :-)
Nice try, Sparky . . . .
http://islam-the-monster-unchained.blogs...
Reply:NO! joke!!!!!
I fear you may be too late.Not joking.
Reply:Yes but I take it you have the freedom to vote for who you choose and could have your first Black Presidential candidate and that could upset your apple cart even more if he was supported by the Black Community which is highly unlikely as he has come across as a plastic fake Black American from the British media reports (or is that a Zionist conspiracy too?). What do you want everyone to say, yes it's true and then what? I was led to believe that it was the Oil lobby that controlled America's Foreign Policy? Vote wisely and look after those closest to you. I'd love this country (UK) to have preportional representation and so no one weak party would govern and we could have more debate on every action. If you've got a weak government which is controlled by outside influences then you need to educate your fellow voters. Maybe pointing out so called conspiracy theories on Yahoo is a step in the right direction but do you really honestly believe that a huge country like America is controlled by a tiny country like Israel?!!! If so why has it let America slide towards recession? That really helps out America!
Merry Christmas.
Reply:What control does Isreal have on American citizens?
How is Isreal stifleing free speach?
You muslims are so Jew fobic it is getting ridiculous.
Who is ruining this country and stifleing free speach is the Islamic religon. Because they do terriorist attacks in the world. and they won't stop because they are obcessed with the Jews. A tiny country who just wants to be left alone.
Find someway to get along with each other and get over this racist idea. Before it destroys you.
Reply:Why don't you muslims give it a rest.
Isn't it bad enough you hate each other, then you hate the west then you hate the Jews. Then you wonder why you don't have peace in the middle east and keep blowing each other up. Don't worrry about the USA government, yours needs a little attention.
Reply:The Zionists are planning for world domination, we must stand up to them
Reply:Finally! people are opening their eyes to see the truth and the facts displayed here speak for themselves.
After that great answer from gypsy_cat 345, i haven't got much to say except that people like Vanessa should look at the bigger picture and make her own assessments, rather than believing in what the media WANT people to believe.
also, i don't think people should balme the Islamic RELIGION for the actions of ignorant so-called Muslims who claim they are acting on its behalf.
secondly, i don't think Israel is JUST a small country that wants to be left alone. If this was the case it would not have waged a full-blown war on lebanon, killing thousands of people in order to regain 2 of their soldiers who were captured by Hezbollah. Shouldn't they think about releasing the 1000s of lebanese prisoners currently in Israel!
Thirdly, Muslims do not have anything against Jews. The issue is with the Zionists and Israelis.
BTW, I am NOT Lebanese. I'm simply stating what i beleive is the truth
Reply:I feel that the Muslim community has more of a control over the USA than any other group. It is taking the economy down.
depleting our reserve of soldiers.
what has Israel done to the USA?
Nothing? What has this war in Iraq caused the USA?
Plenty. I think the finger pointing is in the wrong direction.
Isreal has never done a terrorist attack on the USA.
The ones the president has not stood up to is the Islamic religon. How many men must die to keep them from killing each other?
Reply:we stand by our friends.
Reply:Of course.
But try not to be unmindful of the truth.
The wandering race - the despised jews and israelites - are surely but a reflection of our own faces.
And perhaps it befits the human race - to survive so much persecution, hatred and minority oppression.
Take time off over Xmas - to reflect.
Senator William Fullbright of Arkansas who served until 1975 said, " Israel controls the United States Senate. Around 80 percent are completely in support of Israel; what Israel wants it gets. Jewish influence in the House of Representatives is even greater." This was back in the Seventies, now they wield partial to total control over 95 Senators and all 435 members of the House except maybe 23. Listen to Admiral Thomas Moorer, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: " I've never seen a President- I don't care who he is- stand up to them. They always get what they want, If the American people understood what a grip these people have got on our government, they would rise up in arms." Paul Findley, a US Congressman for 22 years noted on the subject that:
"Israel is able to stifle free speech, control our Congress, and even dictate our foreign policy."
Is there a Zionist influence on American Foreign Policy?
Question for Vanessa: what has IRAQ ever doen to the United States? Do you really think squandering American resources on the war there was THEIR idea? Under Saddam Hussein, Iraq had a stable regime. Was he a dictator? Of course he was. But dictators abound all over the globe, and I don't see the U.S. government overthrowing them, do you? Noooo, we pick and choose the dictators we'd like to eliminate, and if they're sitting atop large quantities of oil, all the better.
And don't EVER forget that former Israeli PM Ariel Sharon said that "9-11 was GOOD for Israel".
OYEP if you really want to see the immense influence that the Zionist lobby has had over U.S. politics, please read the book "They Dare to Speak Out" by the aforementioned U.S. Congressman Charles Findlay. The number of careers that have been ruined by American politicians trying to put the brakes on the Jewish lobby in the U.S. is downright criminal.
PS Vanessa, do some research into the destruction of the ship USS Liberty, destroyed by Israel forces despite the fact that it was CLEARLY an American ship. Yet no investigation was ever launched in the aftermath. Some "friends" the Israelis are; they bomb our ships, steal our military secrets, and kill our citizens (Rachel Corrie.) Who the hell needs enemies?
Reply:Most Americans are not aware of how American Foreign Policy is formulated in the congress. American Middle East Foreign Policy is influenced by 3 lobbies: the Israeli lobby, Oil lobby and military complex. The most powerful lobby in the USA is by far the Israeli lobby. The 3 lobbies supported the Iraq war and they are calling for Iran war next.Test this hypotheses your self by asking who benefited the most out of Iraq war?
Reply:What do you expect jewish people in America to do? Nothing like the Irish ones really done about Northern Ireland. For goodness sake we may not have had thirty years of wasted lives if the Irish American's had done as much as the Jewish Americans do.
Reply:yes
Reply:Amen Misty Amen
Reply:It's probably because the Jews have all the oil . . . :-)
Nice try, Sparky . . . .
http://islam-the-monster-unchained.blogs...
Reply:NO! joke!!!!!
I fear you may be too late.Not joking.
Reply:Yes but I take it you have the freedom to vote for who you choose and could have your first Black Presidential candidate and that could upset your apple cart even more if he was supported by the Black Community which is highly unlikely as he has come across as a plastic fake Black American from the British media reports (or is that a Zionist conspiracy too?). What do you want everyone to say, yes it's true and then what? I was led to believe that it was the Oil lobby that controlled America's Foreign Policy? Vote wisely and look after those closest to you. I'd love this country (UK) to have preportional representation and so no one weak party would govern and we could have more debate on every action. If you've got a weak government which is controlled by outside influences then you need to educate your fellow voters. Maybe pointing out so called conspiracy theories on Yahoo is a step in the right direction but do you really honestly believe that a huge country like America is controlled by a tiny country like Israel?!!! If so why has it let America slide towards recession? That really helps out America!
Merry Christmas.
Reply:What control does Isreal have on American citizens?
How is Isreal stifleing free speach?
You muslims are so Jew fobic it is getting ridiculous.
Who is ruining this country and stifleing free speach is the Islamic religon. Because they do terriorist attacks in the world. and they won't stop because they are obcessed with the Jews. A tiny country who just wants to be left alone.
Find someway to get along with each other and get over this racist idea. Before it destroys you.
Reply:Why don't you muslims give it a rest.
Isn't it bad enough you hate each other, then you hate the west then you hate the Jews. Then you wonder why you don't have peace in the middle east and keep blowing each other up. Don't worrry about the USA government, yours needs a little attention.
Reply:The Zionists are planning for world domination, we must stand up to them
Reply:Finally! people are opening their eyes to see the truth and the facts displayed here speak for themselves.
After that great answer from gypsy_cat 345, i haven't got much to say except that people like Vanessa should look at the bigger picture and make her own assessments, rather than believing in what the media WANT people to believe.
also, i don't think people should balme the Islamic RELIGION for the actions of ignorant so-called Muslims who claim they are acting on its behalf.
secondly, i don't think Israel is JUST a small country that wants to be left alone. If this was the case it would not have waged a full-blown war on lebanon, killing thousands of people in order to regain 2 of their soldiers who were captured by Hezbollah. Shouldn't they think about releasing the 1000s of lebanese prisoners currently in Israel!
Thirdly, Muslims do not have anything against Jews. The issue is with the Zionists and Israelis.
BTW, I am NOT Lebanese. I'm simply stating what i beleive is the truth
Reply:I feel that the Muslim community has more of a control over the USA than any other group. It is taking the economy down.
depleting our reserve of soldiers.
what has Israel done to the USA?
Nothing? What has this war in Iraq caused the USA?
Plenty. I think the finger pointing is in the wrong direction.
Isreal has never done a terrorist attack on the USA.
The ones the president has not stood up to is the Islamic religon. How many men must die to keep them from killing each other?
Reply:we stand by our friends.
Reply:Of course.
But try not to be unmindful of the truth.
The wandering race - the despised jews and israelites - are surely but a reflection of our own faces.
And perhaps it befits the human race - to survive so much persecution, hatred and minority oppression.
Take time off over Xmas - to reflect.
Is this the ultimate in spin?
From the UN meeting on global warming and greenhouse gas emission;
"The head of the U.S. delegation said that President George W. Bush's policies, braking the rise of emissions rather than cutting them, were working.
"The President has put in place a comprehensive set of policies to address what he has called the 'serious challenge' of climate change," Sharon Hays, Associate Director of the White House Office of Science %26amp; Technology Policy, told Reuters. "
http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlen...
Is this the ultimate in spin?
braking the rise? They are making fun of us...
Reply:I don't believe a D*MN thing that comes out of the man's mouth! He's done so much back peddling we lost count of how times he's lapped himself! He said he didn't believe in it NOW he's setting up policies.
Reply:Hey, George is doing his part. All of the Iraqis he has killed off and the infrastructure that has been destroyed has lowered the Iraqi's emmissions significantly.
Reply:Its funny. If Bush went along with the Kyoto Treaty, thousands would lose their jobs and People wouldve been complaining about that. American business wouldve been made weaker and the economy wouldve suffered for it and people wouldve complained.
Instead Bush wants Policies that enhance alternate Enviro Friendly businesses without Hurting american interests. He has done more for Expanding the use of alternate environmental friendly fuels than any other US president and has maintained a strong economy yet still people complain.
Reply:No it is not the ultimate spin.
Reply:So far, all the president has done is talk a lot. The only effect, so far, is a slight increase in hot air coming from his mouth. It may not be the ultimate spin, but it is spin nonetheless.
Reply:Yeah, that's certainly news to me! I guess that's why Bushy Boy is still making deals with oil companies and big business.
Reply:The faster we can get rid this fading generation from power the faster we can move ahead.
Reply:What spin? The president has made scrubbers mandatory in factory smoke stacks, he has place a lot of money into research of batteries which has led to the release of hybrid cars in this country, there has been an expansion of E-85 pumps. He has done things for the environment, the amount of pollution the US puts out is dropping. But I guess blind hatred makes it to where people refuse to see the good of someone else.
Reply:No, the ultimate spin is a report that says global warming is "likely" caused by man.
And then positions itself as definitive fact...rather than a theory.
Reply:Humans create pollution. Less humans, less pollution. More humans.....
SOLUTION:
All Libs please sterilize yourselves. This will lessen CO2 emissions from senseless blather by 75%
Reply:Uh, didnt he say when he was first elected he didnt believe in global warming?
"The head of the U.S. delegation said that President George W. Bush's policies, braking the rise of emissions rather than cutting them, were working.
"The President has put in place a comprehensive set of policies to address what he has called the 'serious challenge' of climate change," Sharon Hays, Associate Director of the White House Office of Science %26amp; Technology Policy, told Reuters. "
http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlen...
Is this the ultimate in spin?
braking the rise? They are making fun of us...
Reply:I don't believe a D*MN thing that comes out of the man's mouth! He's done so much back peddling we lost count of how times he's lapped himself! He said he didn't believe in it NOW he's setting up policies.
Reply:Hey, George is doing his part. All of the Iraqis he has killed off and the infrastructure that has been destroyed has lowered the Iraqi's emmissions significantly.
Reply:Its funny. If Bush went along with the Kyoto Treaty, thousands would lose their jobs and People wouldve been complaining about that. American business wouldve been made weaker and the economy wouldve suffered for it and people wouldve complained.
Instead Bush wants Policies that enhance alternate Enviro Friendly businesses without Hurting american interests. He has done more for Expanding the use of alternate environmental friendly fuels than any other US president and has maintained a strong economy yet still people complain.
Reply:No it is not the ultimate spin.
Reply:So far, all the president has done is talk a lot. The only effect, so far, is a slight increase in hot air coming from his mouth. It may not be the ultimate spin, but it is spin nonetheless.
Reply:Yeah, that's certainly news to me! I guess that's why Bushy Boy is still making deals with oil companies and big business.
Reply:The faster we can get rid this fading generation from power the faster we can move ahead.
Reply:What spin? The president has made scrubbers mandatory in factory smoke stacks, he has place a lot of money into research of batteries which has led to the release of hybrid cars in this country, there has been an expansion of E-85 pumps. He has done things for the environment, the amount of pollution the US puts out is dropping. But I guess blind hatred makes it to where people refuse to see the good of someone else.
Reply:No, the ultimate spin is a report that says global warming is "likely" caused by man.
And then positions itself as definitive fact...rather than a theory.
Reply:Humans create pollution. Less humans, less pollution. More humans.....
SOLUTION:
All Libs please sterilize yourselves. This will lessen CO2 emissions from senseless blather by 75%
Reply:Uh, didnt he say when he was first elected he didnt believe in global warming?
Tennage girls book reccomendations?
I have already read:
Harry Potter series
Eragon trilogy
Twilight series
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series
Artemis Fowl series
Inkheart series
Series of Unfortunate Events
Maximum Ride series
Every book by Sharon Creech and Cornelius Funke
and many other less popular books like...
Blood and Chocolate
Supernatural
Esperanza Rising
The Nanny Diaries
The Pilot's Wife
and Memoirs of A Geisha
If I left you with any options can you give me them. lol I know Im a reading freak.
Tennage girls book reccomendations?
tomorrow series-john marsden "the ellie chronicles" is a follow up.
his dark materials trilogy-phillip pullman
anything by nicholas sparks
REDEEMING LOVE-FRANCINE RIVERS!!!!!!! this one is a must!!!
and you're not alone. i read a book almost everyday. lol.
♥
Reply:-any book by Sarah Dessen
-Libba Bray's trilogy (I don't know what they're called but the titles are: A Great and Terrible Beauty, Rebel Angels, and The Sweet Far Thing)
-Megan McCafferty's series (Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds, Fourth Comings)
-Looking for Alaska by John Green
-An Abundance of Katherines by John Green
-Looking for Alibrandi by Melina Marchetta
-Aimee by Mary Beth Miller
-White Oleander by Janet Fitch
Reply:Well I have a lot options you can try.
It Girl series
Gossip Girl
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys (sp?)
Seventeenth Summer
A Great and Terrible Beauty and it's sequel Rebel Angels
Thirsty
What my Mother Doesn't Know
I'd Tell you I love you But I'd have to kill You
One of Those Hideous books where the Mother Dies.
Do you need more? I have much much more. But try these, I enjoyed them.
Reply:"keeping the moon" or "someone like you" by sarah dessen
they're really good in my opinion
Reply:"The Book Thief" by Markus Zusak
Best Book in the world, for both teen boys and girls
Reply:The Twilight Series....
The Belgariad Series...
and the Mallorean Series
these are my recommendations.
Reply:When I was in my teens, I LOVED Christopher Pike. He is a great author. Also, try Flowers in the Attic...then the 2 that follow it.
Reply:'The Catcher In The Rye' - J. D. Salinger
The 'His Dark Materials' trilogy - Philip Pullman.
Reply:It Girl Series-Cecily von Ziegesar
Ana's Story-Jenna Bush
The Tenth Circle-Jodi Picoult (or any other Jodi Picoult book...)
This Lullaby-Sarah Dessen (or any other Sarah Dessen book...)
Hanging on to Max-I forgot the author
Me and Emma-Elizabeth Flock
I hope I helped!! :-)
Reply:the little white horse is good
so is 1-800-where-r-u. (set)
and i will awlays love the witch trade.
Harry Potter series
Eragon trilogy
Twilight series
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series
Artemis Fowl series
Inkheart series
Series of Unfortunate Events
Maximum Ride series
Every book by Sharon Creech and Cornelius Funke
and many other less popular books like...
Blood and Chocolate
Supernatural
Esperanza Rising
The Nanny Diaries
The Pilot's Wife
and Memoirs of A Geisha
If I left you with any options can you give me them. lol I know Im a reading freak.
Tennage girls book reccomendations?
tomorrow series-john marsden "the ellie chronicles" is a follow up.
his dark materials trilogy-phillip pullman
anything by nicholas sparks
REDEEMING LOVE-FRANCINE RIVERS!!!!!!! this one is a must!!!
and you're not alone. i read a book almost everyday. lol.
♥
Reply:-any book by Sarah Dessen
-Libba Bray's trilogy (I don't know what they're called but the titles are: A Great and Terrible Beauty, Rebel Angels, and The Sweet Far Thing)
-Megan McCafferty's series (Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds, Fourth Comings)
-Looking for Alaska by John Green
-An Abundance of Katherines by John Green
-Looking for Alibrandi by Melina Marchetta
-Aimee by Mary Beth Miller
-White Oleander by Janet Fitch
Reply:Well I have a lot options you can try.
It Girl series
Gossip Girl
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys (sp?)
Seventeenth Summer
A Great and Terrible Beauty and it's sequel Rebel Angels
Thirsty
What my Mother Doesn't Know
I'd Tell you I love you But I'd have to kill You
One of Those Hideous books where the Mother Dies.
Do you need more? I have much much more. But try these, I enjoyed them.
Reply:"keeping the moon" or "someone like you" by sarah dessen
they're really good in my opinion
Reply:"The Book Thief" by Markus Zusak
Best Book in the world, for both teen boys and girls
Reply:The Twilight Series....
The Belgariad Series...
and the Mallorean Series
these are my recommendations.
Reply:When I was in my teens, I LOVED Christopher Pike. He is a great author. Also, try Flowers in the Attic...then the 2 that follow it.
Reply:'The Catcher In The Rye' - J. D. Salinger
The 'His Dark Materials' trilogy - Philip Pullman.
Reply:It Girl Series-Cecily von Ziegesar
Ana's Story-Jenna Bush
The Tenth Circle-Jodi Picoult (or any other Jodi Picoult book...)
This Lullaby-Sarah Dessen (or any other Sarah Dessen book...)
Hanging on to Max-I forgot the author
Me and Emma-Elizabeth Flock
I hope I helped!! :-)
Reply:the little white horse is good
so is 1-800-where-r-u. (set)
and i will awlays love the witch trade.
Y&R fans....who else is pulling for Nick and Phyllis?
I am all for "real life" love, but let's face it...we all know how long soap marriages last. Not to mention, I almost see steam rising from my tv everytime they are in the same room...plus I think Brad and Sharon would be good together!
Y%26amp;R fans....who else is pulling for Nick and Phyllis?
I think Nick and Phyllis make a wonderful couple they compliment each other quite well. as far as Sharon, she still acts like a teenager and has never grown up they way she acts honestly what she gets is what she deserves. and Brad would be smart to stay clear of her!!!
Reply:I totally agree! Nick and Phyliss should hook up again. I love their chemistry. Sharon can be with whoever she wants. I really want Nick for myself. That is one very hot white guy!
Reply:I agree Nick and Phyllis all the way
Reply:Nick and Phyllis all the way,BUT I heard Phyllis is leaving the leaving the show.
go sharon and Brad,victoria and brad have 0 chemistry. I've watched y%26amp;r for MANY years,and Sharon and nick have outlasted most
Reply:I love Nick %26amp; Phyllis together!!! Personally I"d like her to share him with me. I have loved him ever since he was cast! Sharon and Brad make more sense these days. Sharon and Nick's relationship is old and washed up. Too many problems and lies in there past. Cassie's death put the final dent in their marriage. It's soooo time for Nick to leave his boring wife and stir up some steamy trouble with Phyllis
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Y%26amp;R fans....who else is pulling for Nick and Phyllis?
I think Nick and Phyllis make a wonderful couple they compliment each other quite well. as far as Sharon, she still acts like a teenager and has never grown up they way she acts honestly what she gets is what she deserves. and Brad would be smart to stay clear of her!!!
Reply:I totally agree! Nick and Phyliss should hook up again. I love their chemistry. Sharon can be with whoever she wants. I really want Nick for myself. That is one very hot white guy!
Reply:I agree Nick and Phyllis all the way
Reply:Nick and Phyllis all the way,BUT I heard Phyllis is leaving the leaving the show.
go sharon and Brad,victoria and brad have 0 chemistry. I've watched y%26amp;r for MANY years,and Sharon and nick have outlasted most
Reply:I love Nick %26amp; Phyllis together!!! Personally I"d like her to share him with me. I have loved him ever since he was cast! Sharon and Brad make more sense these days. Sharon and Nick's relationship is old and washed up. Too many problems and lies in there past. Cassie's death put the final dent in their marriage. It's soooo time for Nick to leave his boring wife and stir up some steamy trouble with Phyllis
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Recommended Book?
I have to do a summer book report project, and I don't know any of the books that I am supossed to choose. Could you please tell me the best book out of the list?
LIST
1.) Buried Onions by Gary Soto
2.) Dicey's Song by Cynthia Voight
3.) The Cure by sonia Levitin
4.) Eva by Peter Dickinson
5.) Hero by S.L. Rottman
6.) The Shadow Club Rising by Neal Shusterman
7.) Rumble Fish by S.E. Hinton
8.) Tears for a Tiger by Sharon Draper
9.) They Cage the Animals at Night by Jennings Michael Burch
Please help me =)
Recommended Book?
The Shadow Club Rising by Neal Shusterman
Oh what a great book. Trust me. if you read the first one you will truely love this one. I read it and it left me astonished!!
Reply:buried onions is really easy...
diceys song is okay, kinda boring and slow tho
i LOVEED shadow club rising..it was really good
Reply:I would choose Rumble Fish. Pax-C
Reply:the shadow club i heard was really good.
or
the cure
LIST
1.) Buried Onions by Gary Soto
2.) Dicey's Song by Cynthia Voight
3.) The Cure by sonia Levitin
4.) Eva by Peter Dickinson
5.) Hero by S.L. Rottman
6.) The Shadow Club Rising by Neal Shusterman
7.) Rumble Fish by S.E. Hinton
8.) Tears for a Tiger by Sharon Draper
9.) They Cage the Animals at Night by Jennings Michael Burch
Please help me =)
Recommended Book?
The Shadow Club Rising by Neal Shusterman
Oh what a great book. Trust me. if you read the first one you will truely love this one. I read it and it left me astonished!!
Reply:buried onions is really easy...
diceys song is okay, kinda boring and slow tho
i LOVEED shadow club rising..it was really good
Reply:I would choose Rumble Fish. Pax-C
Reply:the shadow club i heard was really good.
or
the cure
Does Islam and Christians don't get along because of the Israelis "Jewish"?
Israel is the cause of today's war between Islamic and Christians country? well... yeah... you see..
when the event on 9th 11 occur.. all Israelis people was called to be away from the wtc twin tower, it seems like they know something or they have been planning on this thing. The American President in the other hand have been given a warning by Osama from the last few years just laughing with the warning he can do... and then... when it happen..
The real terrorist "Israel" who has planned this plot.. pointing to the east....
and then rise Bush a.k.a "Blood Sucker" combining his power with Sharon and now Olmert... he didn't even see the Israel backstabb his back slowly.. Just think.. Islam was born after the Christian.. we follow our religions books in Quran there's a saying that the Christian father overseen a prophet "Muhammad s.a.w" will be born... the Quran wants us to fight the Jewish=Pharaoh's religion.. and because of one person.. the Christian religion became a politic!
Does Islam and Christians don't get along because of the Israelis "Jewish"?
I'm afraid your language challenged diatribe was too difficult for me to fathom.
Let me briefly say that Islam is heading for World War III where the whole World of Christians, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Sikhs and all other non-Moslem Religions. ... will join hands to eradicate Islam.
Whether this is the result of a "Zionist Plot" or not, will become academic; at the rate Islamic Fundamentalists are escalating violence.
Reply:Brainwashed much??? Islam is the reason for the wars between islamic countries and the West. You sent people to kill us! If you hadn't raised your men to be such arrogant assholes, thinking they have the right to tell everybody else what to do, and decide who should live, there wouldn't be any wars. And if Muslims keep picking on Israel, they're gonna get ticked off enough to nuke a few Islamic countries, and the point will be moot. There won't be an Islam
Reply:yadah yadah yadah blah bla bla!
Reply:Does this include Canadians too ??? We always get left out of this world's problems ... how come ?
Reply:Pfffffffff! ~a savage giggle~
This ridiculous post does not worth responding.
Reply:Israel rock.!!!!! they take no crap from all you Islamic nutters, it's about time we in the western world started to hit you as hard as they do, and the reason why we don't get on on with Islam is because of things like 9/11, 7/7, maybe if Islam wasn't as barbaric the whole world would be a better place to live.
Reply:Thats a generalization. Yes there is war currently, but to say they don't get along is wrong. The fighting is between radical groups of both sides and there are many factors not just Israeli occupation of Palestine.
Reply:stick to praying brother, nice try at english
Peace Be Unto You
Reply:Time for a walmart moment....
Enjoy and relax.
Reply:We should all get along regardless of what religion you are...!
Reply:I only read your question and i will answer you. FYI: Till today the Bethlehem church keys are held with Muslims not because they force to have it but Christians trusted them to have it because they were have fights between there own sects. Secondly besides Christians, Muslims are the only one who believe in Jesus exsitence. Get the facts from http://askmuslims.com
Reply:The conflict between Islam %26amp; Christians has noting to do with the Jewish people. It has to do with hatred %26amp; prejudice.
Truth of the matter? Israel %26amp; Islam are brothers %26amp; they've been fighting since they were born.
Reply:I totally agree with you Brother!
Reply:Well, thanks for the information and the canalization.
I think I do agree with you, they could be behind the rift.
Note to John John:.............
By the way, Prophet Muhammad was not murdered by any one, all his wives are the mothers of All Muslims, we respect them all equally.
Reply:Do Mom and Dad fight because of someone else? No. Place the responsibility where it belongs, at the feet of the combatants.
Reply:Ummm.....Happy Holidays.
Reply:such evil spawn,
affecting the world today.
mohammed was murdered with poison by his half jewish wife.
centuries later there are those who still hold a grudge.
Reply:The reason that most people don't get along is because of the lack of KNOWLEDGE.
Which something that you lack.
Before you make acquisition you should get all of your facts straight first.
Reply:No it's because they flew planes into buildings!
Reply:People who mass murder other people because of religion are the most hideous people in the world. There are rotten eggs in the baskets of Islam, Christianity and Judaism.
when the event on 9th 11 occur.. all Israelis people was called to be away from the wtc twin tower, it seems like they know something or they have been planning on this thing. The American President in the other hand have been given a warning by Osama from the last few years just laughing with the warning he can do... and then... when it happen..
The real terrorist "Israel" who has planned this plot.. pointing to the east....
and then rise Bush a.k.a "Blood Sucker" combining his power with Sharon and now Olmert... he didn't even see the Israel backstabb his back slowly.. Just think.. Islam was born after the Christian.. we follow our religions books in Quran there's a saying that the Christian father overseen a prophet "Muhammad s.a.w" will be born... the Quran wants us to fight the Jewish=Pharaoh's religion.. and because of one person.. the Christian religion became a politic!
Does Islam and Christians don't get along because of the Israelis "Jewish"?
I'm afraid your language challenged diatribe was too difficult for me to fathom.
Let me briefly say that Islam is heading for World War III where the whole World of Christians, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Sikhs and all other non-Moslem Religions. ... will join hands to eradicate Islam.
Whether this is the result of a "Zionist Plot" or not, will become academic; at the rate Islamic Fundamentalists are escalating violence.
Reply:Brainwashed much??? Islam is the reason for the wars between islamic countries and the West. You sent people to kill us! If you hadn't raised your men to be such arrogant assholes, thinking they have the right to tell everybody else what to do, and decide who should live, there wouldn't be any wars. And if Muslims keep picking on Israel, they're gonna get ticked off enough to nuke a few Islamic countries, and the point will be moot. There won't be an Islam
Reply:yadah yadah yadah blah bla bla!
Reply:Does this include Canadians too ??? We always get left out of this world's problems ... how come ?
Reply:Pfffffffff! ~a savage giggle~
This ridiculous post does not worth responding.
Reply:Israel rock.!!!!! they take no crap from all you Islamic nutters, it's about time we in the western world started to hit you as hard as they do, and the reason why we don't get on on with Islam is because of things like 9/11, 7/7, maybe if Islam wasn't as barbaric the whole world would be a better place to live.
Reply:Thats a generalization. Yes there is war currently, but to say they don't get along is wrong. The fighting is between radical groups of both sides and there are many factors not just Israeli occupation of Palestine.
Reply:stick to praying brother, nice try at english
Peace Be Unto You
Reply:Time for a walmart moment....
Enjoy and relax.
Reply:We should all get along regardless of what religion you are...!
Reply:I only read your question and i will answer you. FYI: Till today the Bethlehem church keys are held with Muslims not because they force to have it but Christians trusted them to have it because they were have fights between there own sects. Secondly besides Christians, Muslims are the only one who believe in Jesus exsitence. Get the facts from http://askmuslims.com
Reply:The conflict between Islam %26amp; Christians has noting to do with the Jewish people. It has to do with hatred %26amp; prejudice.
Truth of the matter? Israel %26amp; Islam are brothers %26amp; they've been fighting since they were born.
Reply:I totally agree with you Brother!
Reply:Well, thanks for the information and the canalization.
I think I do agree with you, they could be behind the rift.
Note to John John:.............
By the way, Prophet Muhammad was not murdered by any one, all his wives are the mothers of All Muslims, we respect them all equally.
Reply:Do Mom and Dad fight because of someone else? No. Place the responsibility where it belongs, at the feet of the combatants.
Reply:Ummm.....Happy Holidays.
Reply:such evil spawn,
affecting the world today.
mohammed was murdered with poison by his half jewish wife.
centuries later there are those who still hold a grudge.
Reply:The reason that most people don't get along is because of the lack of KNOWLEDGE.
Which something that you lack.
Before you make acquisition you should get all of your facts straight first.
Reply:No it's because they flew planes into buildings!
Reply:People who mass murder other people because of religion are the most hideous people in the world. There are rotten eggs in the baskets of Islam, Christianity and Judaism.
Who can help me about my translation?
UN panel gives dire warming forecast
VALENCIA, Spain - Global warming is "unequivocal" and carbon dioxide already in the atmosphere commits the world to an eventual rise in sea levels of up to 4.6 feet, the world's top climate experts warned Saturday in their most authoritative report to date.
"Only urgent, global action will do," said U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, calling on the United States and China — the world's two biggest polluters — to do more to slow global climate change.
"I look forward to seeing the U.S. and China playing a more constructive role," Ban told reporters. "Both countries can lead in their own way."
Ban, however, advised against assigning blame.
Climate change imperils "the most precious treasures of our planet," he said, and the effects are "so severe and so sweeping that only urgent global action will do. We are all in this together. We must work together."
According to the U.N. panel of scientists, whose latest report is a synthesis of three previous ones, enough carbon dioxide already has built up that it imperils islands, coastlines and a fifth to two-thirds of the world's species.
As early as 2020, 75 million to 250 million people in Africa will suffer water shortages, residents of Asia's large cities will be at great risk of river and coastal flooding, according to the report.
Europeans can expect extensive species loss, and North Americans will experience longer and hotter heat waves and greater competition for water, says the report from the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, which shared the Nobel Prize with Al Gore this year.
The panel portrays the Earth hurtling toward a warmer climate at a quickening pace and warns of inevitable human suffering. It says emissions of carbon, mainly from fossil fuels, must stabilize by 2015 and go down after that.
In the best-case scenario, temperatures will keep rising from carbon already in the atmosphere, the report said. Even if factories were shut down today and cars taken off the roads, the average sea level will gradually rise over the next 1,000 years to reach as high as 4.6 feet above that in the preindustrial period, or about 1850.
"We have already committed the world to sea level rise," the panel's chairman, Rajendra Pachauri, said. But if the Greenland ice sheet melts, the scientists said, they could not predict by how many feet the seas will rise, drowning coastal cities.
Climate change is here, they said, as witnessed by melting snow and glaciers, higher average temperatures and rising sea levels. If unchecked, global warming will spread hunger and disease, put further stress on water resources, cause fiercer storms and more frequent droughts, and could drive up to 70 percent of plant and animal species to extinction, according to the panel's report.
The report was adopted after five days of sometimes tense negotiations among 140 national delegations. It lays out blueprints for avoiding the worst catastrophes — and various possible outcomes, depending on how quickly and decisively action is taken.
"The world's scientists have spoken clearly and with one voice," Ban said, looking ahead to an important climate conference in Bali, Indonesia, next month. "I expect the world's policy makers to do the same."
The report is intended to both set the stage and serve as a guide for the conference, at which world leaders will begin discussing a global climate change treaty to succeed the 1997 Kyoto Protocol.
That treaty, which expires in 2012, required industrial nations to reduce greenhouse gases and a smooth transition to a new treaty is needed to avoid upsetting the fledgling carbon markets.
"This report will have an incredible political impact," Yvo de Boer, the U.N.'s top climate change official, told The Associated Press. "It's a signal that politicians cannot afford to ignore."
The United States opted out of Kyoto in 2001, arguing that the science was unproven and that the burden of mandatory emission cuts was unfair since it excluded fast-growing China and India. Chief U.S. delegate Sharon Hays said doubts have been dispelled. "What's changed since 2001 is the scientific certainty that this is happening," she said in a conference call late Friday. She did not indicate that Washington would abandon its policy of voluntary emission cuts. China and India have said any measures impinging on their development and efforts to lift their people from poverty were unacceptable — a point likely to be heeded at the Bali talks. The report offered dozens of measures for avoiding the worst catastrophes if taken together — at a cost of less than 0.12 percent of the global economy annually until 2050. They ranged from switching to nuclear and gas-fired power stations, developing hybrid cars, using more efficient electrical appliances and managing cropland to store more carbon. Ban said a new agreement should provide funding to help poor countries develop clean energy resources, adapt to climate conditions and give them the technology to help themselves. He said he witnessed the devastation of climate change in disappearing glaciers of Antarctica, the deforested Amazon and under the ozone hole in Chile. "These scenes are as frightening as a science fiction movie," said Ban. "But they are even more terrifying because they are rea
联合国专题小组提出可怕的升温预测
西班牙 瓦伦西亚 全球温室效应越来越严重以及大气中的二氧化碳气体已经导致全球海平面最终上升到4.6...
唯有全球紧急行动，才能解决问题。联合国正部长Ban Ki-Moon呼吁美国和中国--世界的两大污染大国--要做出更大的努力来减缓全球...
我希望看到美国和中国在该组织中扮演一个更为重要的角色，Ban告诉记者，两个国...
然而他又反对太过于追究责任。
气候的变化使我们地球上宝贵的资源陷于危险当中，Ban说，温室效应的危害如此的...
联合国科学家专门小组的最新的综合报告包括前面提到的三方面的内容，报告所说，过...
最早在2020年，7500万到2.5亿的非洲人将会遭受到旱灾，亚洲的各大城市...
今年与al gore同等享有若贝尔奖的关于气候变化的国际研究报告所诉，欧洲会预期有大范围的物...
报告说，在最好的局面下，，温度还是会因大气中的碳而继续升高，即使从今天开始关...
我们已经对世界造成海平面上升的危害，专门小组的主席说。 如果格林兰的冰层融化，科学家说，他们将无法预测海平面将上升多少英尺，淹没多少海岸...
如果气候变化未受到抑制，由于强烈的暴风雨以及更为频繁的干燥，全球变温将会扩散...
“世界科学家们的意识已经达成一致”本说，我们将在希望下个月在印度尼西亚的巴厘...
这份报告准备设立一个讨论范围并以此作为气候会议的向导，在此会议上各国首脑讲开...
此协议，有效期至2012年，要求各个工业化国家减少温室气体的排放，并且为了阻...
这份报告将有着难以置信的政策影响。yvo de Boer，联合国高级气候变化官员，告诉美联社，这是一个政治家们不得不顾虑的信号。
美国在2001年否决了《京度议定书》。美国辩解说，既然该报告中负责任的国家排... 美国代表sharon Hays态度明确的说。
“自从2001年以来的改变是合乎情理的事情。” 她在之后的星期五的电话会议补充道。但她并没有提到华盛顿将放弃自由排放的政策。中国...
如果共同采取行动，联合国以每年减少0.12％的世界经济的代价来治理气候问题，...
Who can help me about my translation?
Now there is an Ozone hole in Chile! Yikes!!
Reply:ban ki moon know that if he wishes to complete his term as UN secretary general he has to speek the language his masters say (u know USA).
Reply:the best I can do
联合country专题small组submit allowed怕的measure temperature预测
Supein tile伦西亚global greenhouse效应越来overflow严重以及large-气中二氧化碳气体... ...
Tamotsu Yui global紧动express the talents solution决问题.联合country正部长Ban Ki-Moon called吁美country and China -两大污染global superpower - to be a big effort to come减缓做出more global ...
We would like to see看美国sum in China该组织中dressed个更为act as a critical-angle color, Ad Ban诉记,两个country ...
Regardless而他bearing anti对太过于责任investigation.
气候-变化use our global们Kamitakara贵的资源陷于our危险, Ban说the greenhouse效应如此-hazard ...
联合country house专门small组的latest science-综合报告comprehensive front suspensory Dao three-quarters content,报告说place,过...
Early in 2020, 75 million Dao 2.5亿的non-cay people Generals Association遭受到旱灾,亚洲- Zyou Hiroshi each city ...
This pressurized al gore shall enjoy equal youth贝尔奖的关于气候变化-country study际报告诉station, and European Society of Manchuria预期Hiroshi Tamotsu范围-product ...
报告说, in the most positive aspect of the bottom, the temperature还是Association气中contribute large measure high-碳而Continue immediately used从今开始关heaven ...
We们已经对world built on the sea plane bushel hazard,专门small组的说President. If Rin Tadasu兰的冰层融, science说house, the other们将无法预测sea plane Generals on some measure of British rule, some淹没coast ...
If not气候变化受到suppression, serious于强-yeol -暴风rain以及more为频Portugal-dried燥, global变温扩散General Council ...
"Science World house们的give识已经达Hazime Shigeru consensus"说this, we hope in们将under个月in Indo vestal virgin West亚的厘monkey ...
这份报告Brigadier备设erect a个讨论范围并以此cropping season为气Association议的导direction, in the neck脑讲开此会议上countries ...
此协议the prevalence效期solstice 2012, request each state个工业化减少greenhouse exhaust气体-parabolic,并且为了阻...
这份报告Tamotsu Masaru wearing难以置信policy shadow响. Yvo de Boer,联合country级气high season变化员Director, ad诉美联社,这是a politician个们不顾虑not get signal.
美国in 2001 not决了"Kyung-degree议定书".美国辩解说, as already bearing该报负责job ads in the state-drain ...美国representative sharon Hays态度Ming确的说.
"从2001 since self-break变是if乎情理circumstances."她在%26amp; Yokoe后star五的电话会议补充道period. But她并stillborn prevalence suspensory Dao华盛顿将parabolic弃free exhaust parabolic policy. China ...
If co-intake line动parsley,联合country以每years减少0.12% global经济-generation价来Osamu Osamu气候问题, ..
VALENCIA, Spain - Global warming is "unequivocal" and carbon dioxide already in the atmosphere commits the world to an eventual rise in sea levels of up to 4.6 feet, the world's top climate experts warned Saturday in their most authoritative report to date.
"Only urgent, global action will do," said U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, calling on the United States and China — the world's two biggest polluters — to do more to slow global climate change.
"I look forward to seeing the U.S. and China playing a more constructive role," Ban told reporters. "Both countries can lead in their own way."
Ban, however, advised against assigning blame.
Climate change imperils "the most precious treasures of our planet," he said, and the effects are "so severe and so sweeping that only urgent global action will do. We are all in this together. We must work together."
According to the U.N. panel of scientists, whose latest report is a synthesis of three previous ones, enough carbon dioxide already has built up that it imperils islands, coastlines and a fifth to two-thirds of the world's species.
As early as 2020, 75 million to 250 million people in Africa will suffer water shortages, residents of Asia's large cities will be at great risk of river and coastal flooding, according to the report.
Europeans can expect extensive species loss, and North Americans will experience longer and hotter heat waves and greater competition for water, says the report from the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, which shared the Nobel Prize with Al Gore this year.
The panel portrays the Earth hurtling toward a warmer climate at a quickening pace and warns of inevitable human suffering. It says emissions of carbon, mainly from fossil fuels, must stabilize by 2015 and go down after that.
In the best-case scenario, temperatures will keep rising from carbon already in the atmosphere, the report said. Even if factories were shut down today and cars taken off the roads, the average sea level will gradually rise over the next 1,000 years to reach as high as 4.6 feet above that in the preindustrial period, or about 1850.
"We have already committed the world to sea level rise," the panel's chairman, Rajendra Pachauri, said. But if the Greenland ice sheet melts, the scientists said, they could not predict by how many feet the seas will rise, drowning coastal cities.
Climate change is here, they said, as witnessed by melting snow and glaciers, higher average temperatures and rising sea levels. If unchecked, global warming will spread hunger and disease, put further stress on water resources, cause fiercer storms and more frequent droughts, and could drive up to 70 percent of plant and animal species to extinction, according to the panel's report.
The report was adopted after five days of sometimes tense negotiations among 140 national delegations. It lays out blueprints for avoiding the worst catastrophes — and various possible outcomes, depending on how quickly and decisively action is taken.
"The world's scientists have spoken clearly and with one voice," Ban said, looking ahead to an important climate conference in Bali, Indonesia, next month. "I expect the world's policy makers to do the same."
The report is intended to both set the stage and serve as a guide for the conference, at which world leaders will begin discussing a global climate change treaty to succeed the 1997 Kyoto Protocol.
That treaty, which expires in 2012, required industrial nations to reduce greenhouse gases and a smooth transition to a new treaty is needed to avoid upsetting the fledgling carbon markets.
"This report will have an incredible political impact," Yvo de Boer, the U.N.'s top climate change official, told The Associated Press. "It's a signal that politicians cannot afford to ignore."
The United States opted out of Kyoto in 2001, arguing that the science was unproven and that the burden of mandatory emission cuts was unfair since it excluded fast-growing China and India. Chief U.S. delegate Sharon Hays said doubts have been dispelled. "What's changed since 2001 is the scientific certainty that this is happening," she said in a conference call late Friday. She did not indicate that Washington would abandon its policy of voluntary emission cuts. China and India have said any measures impinging on their development and efforts to lift their people from poverty were unacceptable — a point likely to be heeded at the Bali talks. The report offered dozens of measures for avoiding the worst catastrophes if taken together — at a cost of less than 0.12 percent of the global economy annually until 2050. They ranged from switching to nuclear and gas-fired power stations, developing hybrid cars, using more efficient electrical appliances and managing cropland to store more carbon. Ban said a new agreement should provide funding to help poor countries develop clean energy resources, adapt to climate conditions and give them the technology to help themselves. He said he witnessed the devastation of climate change in disappearing glaciers of Antarctica, the deforested Amazon and under the ozone hole in Chile. "These scenes are as frightening as a science fiction movie," said Ban. "But they are even more terrifying because they are rea
联合国专题小组提出可怕的升温预测
西班牙 瓦伦西亚 全球温室效应越来越严重以及大气中的二氧化碳气体已经导致全球海平面最终上升到4.6...
唯有全球紧急行动，才能解决问题。联合国正部长Ban Ki-Moon呼吁美国和中国--世界的两大污染大国--要做出更大的努力来减缓全球...
我希望看到美国和中国在该组织中扮演一个更为重要的角色，Ban告诉记者，两个国...
然而他又反对太过于追究责任。
气候的变化使我们地球上宝贵的资源陷于危险当中，Ban说，温室效应的危害如此的...
联合国科学家专门小组的最新的综合报告包括前面提到的三方面的内容，报告所说，过...
最早在2020年，7500万到2.5亿的非洲人将会遭受到旱灾，亚洲的各大城市...
今年与al gore同等享有若贝尔奖的关于气候变化的国际研究报告所诉，欧洲会预期有大范围的物...
报告说，在最好的局面下，，温度还是会因大气中的碳而继续升高，即使从今天开始关...
我们已经对世界造成海平面上升的危害，专门小组的主席说。 如果格林兰的冰层融化，科学家说，他们将无法预测海平面将上升多少英尺，淹没多少海岸...
如果气候变化未受到抑制，由于强烈的暴风雨以及更为频繁的干燥，全球变温将会扩散...
“世界科学家们的意识已经达成一致”本说，我们将在希望下个月在印度尼西亚的巴厘...
这份报告准备设立一个讨论范围并以此作为气候会议的向导，在此会议上各国首脑讲开...
此协议，有效期至2012年，要求各个工业化国家减少温室气体的排放，并且为了阻...
这份报告将有着难以置信的政策影响。yvo de Boer，联合国高级气候变化官员，告诉美联社，这是一个政治家们不得不顾虑的信号。
美国在2001年否决了《京度议定书》。美国辩解说，既然该报告中负责任的国家排... 美国代表sharon Hays态度明确的说。
“自从2001年以来的改变是合乎情理的事情。” 她在之后的星期五的电话会议补充道。但她并没有提到华盛顿将放弃自由排放的政策。中国...
如果共同采取行动，联合国以每年减少0.12％的世界经济的代价来治理气候问题，...
Who can help me about my translation?
Now there is an Ozone hole in Chile! Yikes!!
Reply:ban ki moon know that if he wishes to complete his term as UN secretary general he has to speek the language his masters say (u know USA).
Reply:the best I can do
联合country专题small组submit allowed怕的measure temperature预测
Supein tile伦西亚global greenhouse效应越来overflow严重以及large-气中二氧化碳气体... ...
Tamotsu Yui global紧动express the talents solution决问题.联合country正部长Ban Ki-Moon called吁美country and China -两大污染global superpower - to be a big effort to come减缓做出more global ...
We would like to see看美国sum in China该组织中dressed个更为act as a critical-angle color, Ad Ban诉记,两个country ...
Regardless而他bearing anti对太过于责任investigation.
气候-变化use our global们Kamitakara贵的资源陷于our危险, Ban说the greenhouse效应如此-hazard ...
联合country house专门small组的latest science-综合报告comprehensive front suspensory Dao three-quarters content,报告说place,过...
Early in 2020, 75 million Dao 2.5亿的non-cay people Generals Association遭受到旱灾,亚洲- Zyou Hiroshi each city ...
This pressurized al gore shall enjoy equal youth贝尔奖的关于气候变化-country study际报告诉station, and European Society of Manchuria预期Hiroshi Tamotsu范围-product ...
报告说, in the most positive aspect of the bottom, the temperature还是Association气中contribute large measure high-碳而Continue immediately used从今开始关heaven ...
We们已经对world built on the sea plane bushel hazard,专门small组的说President. If Rin Tadasu兰的冰层融, science说house, the other们将无法预测sea plane Generals on some measure of British rule, some淹没coast ...
If not气候变化受到suppression, serious于强-yeol -暴风rain以及more为频Portugal-dried燥, global变温扩散General Council ...
"Science World house们的give识已经达Hazime Shigeru consensus"说this, we hope in们将under个月in Indo vestal virgin West亚的厘monkey ...
这份报告Brigadier备设erect a个讨论范围并以此cropping season为气Association议的导direction, in the neck脑讲开此会议上countries ...
此协议the prevalence效期solstice 2012, request each state个工业化减少greenhouse exhaust气体-parabolic,并且为了阻...
这份报告Tamotsu Masaru wearing难以置信policy shadow响. Yvo de Boer,联合country级气high season变化员Director, ad诉美联社,这是a politician个们不顾虑not get signal.
美国in 2001 not决了"Kyung-degree议定书".美国辩解说, as already bearing该报负责job ads in the state-drain ...美国representative sharon Hays态度Ming确的说.
"从2001 since self-break变是if乎情理circumstances."她在%26amp; Yokoe后star五的电话会议补充道period. But她并stillborn prevalence suspensory Dao华盛顿将parabolic弃free exhaust parabolic policy. China ...
If co-intake line动parsley,联合country以每years减少0.12% global经济-generation价来Osamu Osamu气候问题, ..
Doesn't Zionism promote anti-semitism?
Theodor Herzl (1860-1904), the founder of modern Zionism, recognized that anti-Semitism would further his cause, the creation of a separate state for Jews. To solve the Jewish Question, he maintained “we must, above all, make it an international political issue.”
Herzl wrote that Zionism offered the world a welcome “final solution of the Jewish question.” In his “Diaries”, page 19, Herzl stated “Anti-Semites will become our surest friends, anti-Semitic countries our allies.”
Zionist reliance on Anti-Semitism to further their goals continues to this day. Studies of immigration records reflect increased immigration to the Zionist state during times of increased anti-Semitism. Without a continued inflow of Jewish immigrants to the state of "Israel", it is estimated that within a decade the Jewish population of the Zionist state will become the minority.
In order to maintain a Jewish majority in the state of "Israel", its leaders promote anti-Semitism throughout the world to "encourage" Jews to leave their homelands and seek "refuge".
Over the recent years there has been a dramatic rise in hate rhetoric and hate crimes targeted toward Jews:
In Turkey...horrifying suicide bombings at two synagogues left 25 people dead and hundreds more injured.
In Britain...Scotland Yard recently warned Britain's Jewish Community that it faced imminent terrorist attacks after police spotted and questioned a group of "tourists" taking covert videotape of the Jewish community buildings in London.
In France...a caution was issued after an arson attack gutted a suburban Paris Jewish school--the latest incident in a frightening wave of French anti-Semitism.
BBC - UK: "In recent weeks, a poll for the European Commission suggesting that EU citizens see Israel as the biggest threat to world peace caused outrage among Israelis."
Anti-Semitic acts are on the rise across Europe and beyond. From Antwerp and London to Berlin and Istanbul, Jews are living in fear.
On November 17, 2003 Zionist leader, Ariel Sharon, the Israeli prime minister, told Jews in Italy the best way to escape "a great wave of anti-Semitism" is to move and settle in the state of Israel. This has been the Zionist ideology from the beginning to the present time. "The best solution to anti-Semitism is immigration to Israel. It is the only place on Earth where Jews can live as Jews," he said.
July 28, 2004: 200 French Jews emigrated to Israel following a wave of Anti-Semitism. They were personally greeted by Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, who recently urged French Jews to flee to Israel to escape rising anti-Semitism.
On July 18, 2004, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon urged all French Jews to move to Israel immediately to escape anti-Semitism. He told a meeting of the American Jewish Association in Jerusalem that Jews around the world should relocate to Israel as early as possible. But for those living in France, he added, moving was a "must" because of rising violence against Jews there. "
That is exactly what I mean. We Jews today are not loving our neighbour, we are acting like barbarians from the cave man days of "defending" what does not belong to us in the first place!
Doesn't Zionism promote anti-semitism?
They sure do. Its time they pack their bags and leave the homes of the Palestinians. The mid-east needs a cleaning and so those pest must leave.
Reply:You have very confused logic. Anti-semitism, because it reemphasizes and underscores the value of a Jewish state does benefit the state in terms of immigrants. However, your claim is that Zionism causes and its leaders promote anti-Semitism. You confuse effect for cause. This is rhetorcially dishonest.
Reply:zionism is the answer for anti semetism ......zionism is the collecrtive unconcious of the jewish people for jewish creativity in the ultimate sense .....if you think new york is incredible you sjhould visit israel jerusalem!!!!!i know im being subjective but im in awe of that city
Reply:Yes, because there was no anti-Semitism before Hertzl.
Reply:yeah, just as much as being a woman promotes rape.
Reply:no but they promote more and more hamas haters to side with them
Reply:Well I don't really know, but all the Jews I have met in my life were comfortable only with other Jews around.
I remember last year I was invited in a party of a Jewish girl and everyone was talking in Spanish (kind of strange for Jews, I think) and no one talked to me for the whole night.
My father told me the next day that I should not had accepted to go and I will not If I ever get to be invided in the future.
I think the Jews must leave all those countries they are right now and go to Israel.
They must not kill all of those little Palestinian kids and old people, though.
I agree with the Zionites. All the Jews must leave and go in Israel but in peace not in blood and terror.
flower
Herzl wrote that Zionism offered the world a welcome “final solution of the Jewish question.” In his “Diaries”, page 19, Herzl stated “Anti-Semites will become our surest friends, anti-Semitic countries our allies.”
Zionist reliance on Anti-Semitism to further their goals continues to this day. Studies of immigration records reflect increased immigration to the Zionist state during times of increased anti-Semitism. Without a continued inflow of Jewish immigrants to the state of "Israel", it is estimated that within a decade the Jewish population of the Zionist state will become the minority.
In order to maintain a Jewish majority in the state of "Israel", its leaders promote anti-Semitism throughout the world to "encourage" Jews to leave their homelands and seek "refuge".
Over the recent years there has been a dramatic rise in hate rhetoric and hate crimes targeted toward Jews:
In Turkey...horrifying suicide bombings at two synagogues left 25 people dead and hundreds more injured.
In Britain...Scotland Yard recently warned Britain's Jewish Community that it faced imminent terrorist attacks after police spotted and questioned a group of "tourists" taking covert videotape of the Jewish community buildings in London.
In France...a caution was issued after an arson attack gutted a suburban Paris Jewish school--the latest incident in a frightening wave of French anti-Semitism.
BBC - UK: "In recent weeks, a poll for the European Commission suggesting that EU citizens see Israel as the biggest threat to world peace caused outrage among Israelis."
Anti-Semitic acts are on the rise across Europe and beyond. From Antwerp and London to Berlin and Istanbul, Jews are living in fear.
On November 17, 2003 Zionist leader, Ariel Sharon, the Israeli prime minister, told Jews in Italy the best way to escape "a great wave of anti-Semitism" is to move and settle in the state of Israel. This has been the Zionist ideology from the beginning to the present time. "The best solution to anti-Semitism is immigration to Israel. It is the only place on Earth where Jews can live as Jews," he said.
July 28, 2004: 200 French Jews emigrated to Israel following a wave of Anti-Semitism. They were personally greeted by Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, who recently urged French Jews to flee to Israel to escape rising anti-Semitism.
On July 18, 2004, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon urged all French Jews to move to Israel immediately to escape anti-Semitism. He told a meeting of the American Jewish Association in Jerusalem that Jews around the world should relocate to Israel as early as possible. But for those living in France, he added, moving was a "must" because of rising violence against Jews there. "
That is exactly what I mean. We Jews today are not loving our neighbour, we are acting like barbarians from the cave man days of "defending" what does not belong to us in the first place!
Doesn't Zionism promote anti-semitism?
They sure do. Its time they pack their bags and leave the homes of the Palestinians. The mid-east needs a cleaning and so those pest must leave.
Reply:You have very confused logic. Anti-semitism, because it reemphasizes and underscores the value of a Jewish state does benefit the state in terms of immigrants. However, your claim is that Zionism causes and its leaders promote anti-Semitism. You confuse effect for cause. This is rhetorcially dishonest.
Reply:zionism is the answer for anti semetism ......zionism is the collecrtive unconcious of the jewish people for jewish creativity in the ultimate sense .....if you think new york is incredible you sjhould visit israel jerusalem!!!!!i know im being subjective but im in awe of that city
Reply:Yes, because there was no anti-Semitism before Hertzl.
Reply:yeah, just as much as being a woman promotes rape.
Reply:no but they promote more and more hamas haters to side with them
Reply:Well I don't really know, but all the Jews I have met in my life were comfortable only with other Jews around.
I remember last year I was invited in a party of a Jewish girl and everyone was talking in Spanish (kind of strange for Jews, I think) and no one talked to me for the whole night.
My father told me the next day that I should not had accepted to go and I will not If I ever get to be invided in the future.
I think the Jews must leave all those countries they are right now and go to Israel.
They must not kill all of those little Palestinian kids and old people, though.
I agree with the Zionites. All the Jews must leave and go in Israel but in peace not in blood and terror.
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Is it true "Zionism Promotes Anti-Semitism"?
Theodor Herzl (1860-1904), the founder of modern Zionism, recognized that anti-Semitism would further his cause, the creation of a separate state for Jews. To solve the Jewish Question, he maintained “we must, above all, make it an international political issue.”
Herzl wrote that Zionism offered the world a welcome “final solution of the Jewish question.” In his “Diaries”, page 19, Herzl stated “Anti-Semites will become our surest friends, anti-Semitic countries our allies.”
Zionist reliance on Anti-Semitism to further their goals continues to this day. Studies of immigration records reflect increased immigration to the Zionist state during times of increased anti-Semitism. Without a continued inflow of Jewish immigrants to the state of "Israel", it is estimated that within a decade the Jewish population of the Zionist state will become the minority.
In order to maintain a Jewish majority in the state of "Israel", its leaders promote anti-Semitism throughout the world to "encourage" Jews to leave their homelands and seek "refuge".
Over the recent years there has been a dramatic rise in hate rhetoric and hate crimes targeted toward Jews:
In Turkey...horrifying suicide bombings at two synagogues left 25 people dead and hundreds more injured.
In Britain...Scotland Yard recently warned Britain's Jewish Community that it faced imminent terrorist attacks after police spotted and questioned a group of "tourists" taking covert videotape of the Jewish community buildings in London.
In France...a caution was issued after an arson attack gutted a suburban Paris Jewish school--the latest incident in a frightening wave of French anti-Semitism.
BBC - UK: "In recent weeks, a poll for the European Commission suggesting that EU citizens see Israel as the biggest threat to world peace caused outrage among Israelis."
Anti-Semitic acts are on the rise across Europe and beyond. From Antwerp and London to Berlin and Istanbul, Jews are living in fear.
On November 17, 2003 Zionist leader, Ariel Sharon, the Israeli prime minister, told Jews in Italy the best way to escape "a great wave of anti-Semitism" is to move and settle in the state of Israel. This has been the Zionist ideology from the beginning to the present time. "The best solution to anti-Semitism is immigration to Israel. It is the only place on Earth where Jews can live as Jews," he said.
July 28, 2004: 200 French Jews emigrated to Israel following a wave of Anti-Semitism. They were personally greeted by Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, who recently urged French Jews to flee to Israel to escape rising anti-Semitism.
On July 18, 2004, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon urged all French Jews to move to Israel immediately to escape anti-Semitism. He told a meeting of the American Jewish Association in Jerusalem that Jews around the world should relocate to Israel as early as possible. But for those living in France, he added, moving was a "must" because of rising violence against Jews there. "
Is it true "Zionism Promotes Anti-Semitism"?
did you ever think why so tiny nation makes so much noise and problems on the world? What is about Jews that they n
see ONLY themselves and they feel SO much separated and different? Jews attitude provocate antisemitism for generations and not only Jews in Israel but in every country they live even as locals they are more separated and create more commotions than any ethnic group. Did you ever think that may be changing tactics and try to SEE and understand your neighbour - may be stretch hand in help or friendship may help? Did you ever consider "Love your neighbour" command? Lot of reason WHY there are so much hatered!
Reply:And so where will the palestinians go?
Reply:Yeah, nice conspiracy theory. Maybe Israel just cares about world Jewry enough that they don't trust Jewish safety to anyone else? Face it, anti-Semitism predates Zionism. Further, Israel is 80% Jewish (nearly); it does not NEED such large influxes of Jews. As proof, I point to the fact that Israel recently slashed many benefits to new Jewish immigrants - not exactly the move a country desperate for Jewish immigration.
Reply:I'm not sure what your question is.
I think you are not up to date with your figures - last August 16th, I believe you had 4 large plane loads of immigrants, which landed one after another.
One of them said they were there because "Israel needed them".
So are you asking if a policy of encouraging anti-semitism is working ? Might it not be true, also, that the more you exclude yourselves from your neighbours around the World, the more you will encourage anti-semitism due to lack of knowledge?
Reply:get off your high horse.
Reply:Greed and disregard for other people is the reason they create problems. Not all Jews agree with that, I for one, agree with Chaim here, they are doing a disservice to all Jews all over the world. I am tired of people thinking that what they do is my fault too. Screw those murderers, I am not on their side!
Herzl wrote that Zionism offered the world a welcome “final solution of the Jewish question.” In his “Diaries”, page 19, Herzl stated “Anti-Semites will become our surest friends, anti-Semitic countries our allies.”
Zionist reliance on Anti-Semitism to further their goals continues to this day. Studies of immigration records reflect increased immigration to the Zionist state during times of increased anti-Semitism. Without a continued inflow of Jewish immigrants to the state of "Israel", it is estimated that within a decade the Jewish population of the Zionist state will become the minority.
In order to maintain a Jewish majority in the state of "Israel", its leaders promote anti-Semitism throughout the world to "encourage" Jews to leave their homelands and seek "refuge".
Over the recent years there has been a dramatic rise in hate rhetoric and hate crimes targeted toward Jews:
In Turkey...horrifying suicide bombings at two synagogues left 25 people dead and hundreds more injured.
In Britain...Scotland Yard recently warned Britain's Jewish Community that it faced imminent terrorist attacks after police spotted and questioned a group of "tourists" taking covert videotape of the Jewish community buildings in London.
In France...a caution was issued after an arson attack gutted a suburban Paris Jewish school--the latest incident in a frightening wave of French anti-Semitism.
BBC - UK: "In recent weeks, a poll for the European Commission suggesting that EU citizens see Israel as the biggest threat to world peace caused outrage among Israelis."
Anti-Semitic acts are on the rise across Europe and beyond. From Antwerp and London to Berlin and Istanbul, Jews are living in fear.
On November 17, 2003 Zionist leader, Ariel Sharon, the Israeli prime minister, told Jews in Italy the best way to escape "a great wave of anti-Semitism" is to move and settle in the state of Israel. This has been the Zionist ideology from the beginning to the present time. "The best solution to anti-Semitism is immigration to Israel. It is the only place on Earth where Jews can live as Jews," he said.
July 28, 2004: 200 French Jews emigrated to Israel following a wave of Anti-Semitism. They were personally greeted by Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, who recently urged French Jews to flee to Israel to escape rising anti-Semitism.
On July 18, 2004, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon urged all French Jews to move to Israel immediately to escape anti-Semitism. He told a meeting of the American Jewish Association in Jerusalem that Jews around the world should relocate to Israel as early as possible. But for those living in France, he added, moving was a "must" because of rising violence against Jews there. "
Is it true "Zionism Promotes Anti-Semitism"?
did you ever think why so tiny nation makes so much noise and problems on the world? What is about Jews that they n
see ONLY themselves and they feel SO much separated and different? Jews attitude provocate antisemitism for generations and not only Jews in Israel but in every country they live even as locals they are more separated and create more commotions than any ethnic group. Did you ever think that may be changing tactics and try to SEE and understand your neighbour - may be stretch hand in help or friendship may help? Did you ever consider "Love your neighbour" command? Lot of reason WHY there are so much hatered!
Reply:And so where will the palestinians go?
Reply:Yeah, nice conspiracy theory. Maybe Israel just cares about world Jewry enough that they don't trust Jewish safety to anyone else? Face it, anti-Semitism predates Zionism. Further, Israel is 80% Jewish (nearly); it does not NEED such large influxes of Jews. As proof, I point to the fact that Israel recently slashed many benefits to new Jewish immigrants - not exactly the move a country desperate for Jewish immigration.
Reply:I'm not sure what your question is.
I think you are not up to date with your figures - last August 16th, I believe you had 4 large plane loads of immigrants, which landed one after another.
One of them said they were there because "Israel needed them".
So are you asking if a policy of encouraging anti-semitism is working ? Might it not be true, also, that the more you exclude yourselves from your neighbours around the World, the more you will encourage anti-semitism due to lack of knowledge?
Reply:get off your high horse.
Reply:Greed and disregard for other people is the reason they create problems. Not all Jews agree with that, I for one, agree with Chaim here, they are doing a disservice to all Jews all over the world. I am tired of people thinking that what they do is my fault too. Screw those murderers, I am not on their side!
Star if you think funny?
This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100.
The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud."
So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so take it slow, okay?"
The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond.
The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and buzzards circling overhead.
The farmer says, "Roy, did you have to die?"
Roy says, "Quiet! They're about to land!"
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"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do." Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State)
"Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!' Patricia Arquette
"And God said: "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan." George Burns
"Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." Carmen Boyle (Olympic gold medalist in luge, 1966)
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex-no matter what she's reading." Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)
"My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee-the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." Dan Rather (News anchorman)
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?" Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods
"I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)
"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." Axel Rose (Guns'n'Roses)
"Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master." Rev. Jesse Jackson
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****." Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." Roseanne
"In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?" Hugh Grant
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Rod Stewart., aging cover band singer
Star if you think funny?
Love the rooster joke.
Reply:funny
Reply:hahha thnks ....everyone was funny and the hen joke....i love the tiger woods one...that is hilarious.
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:that ROOSTER is a MONSTER!!!!
good ones.
Reply:OK ................
Reply:funny!
Reply:nice question.
=]
Reply:I agree with Barbara Bush!
Reply:Haha, I like Dustin Hoffman's quote
Reply:Very good!!
Reply:If only i could give you more than one star!!!!!
Thanks!
The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud."
So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so take it slow, okay?"
The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond.
The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and buzzards circling overhead.
The farmer says, "Roy, did you have to die?"
Roy says, "Quiet! They're about to land!"
----------------
"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do." Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State)
"Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!' Patricia Arquette
"And God said: "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan." George Burns
"Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." Carmen Boyle (Olympic gold medalist in luge, 1966)
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex-no matter what she's reading." Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)
"My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee-the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." Dan Rather (News anchorman)
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?" Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods
"I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)
"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." Axel Rose (Guns'n'Roses)
"Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master." Rev. Jesse Jackson
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****." Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." Roseanne
"In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?" Hugh Grant
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Rod Stewart., aging cover band singer
Star if you think funny?
Love the rooster joke.
Reply:funny
Reply:hahha thnks ....everyone was funny and the hen joke....i love the tiger woods one...that is hilarious.
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:that ROOSTER is a MONSTER!!!!
good ones.
Reply:OK ................
Reply:funny!
Reply:nice question.
=]
Reply:I agree with Barbara Bush!
Reply:Haha, I like Dustin Hoffman's quote
Reply:Very good!!
Reply:If only i could give you more than one star!!!!!
Thanks!
Do u think 6 ppl could steal all these cars in one night, if u had 2 days of prep time? u think ud get caught?
1 1999 Aston Martin DB7 - Mary
2 1962 Aston Martin DB1 - Barbara
3 1999 Bentley Arnage - Lindsey
4 1999 Bentley Azure - Laura
5 1964 Bentley Continental - Alma
6 1959 Cadillac El Dorado - Madeline
7 1958 Cadillac El Dorado Brougham - Patricia
8 1999 Cadillac Escalade - Carol
9 2000 Cadillac El Dorado STS - Daniela
10 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air Convertible - Stefanie
11 1969 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 - Erin
12 1953 Chevrolet Corvette - Pamela
13 1967 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray Big Block - Stacey
14 2000 Ford F350 4x4 modified pick-up - Anne
15 1971 DeTomaso Pantera - Kate
16 1969 Dodge Daytona - Vanessa
17 1998 Dodge Viper Coupe GTS - Denise
18 1995 Ferrari 355 B - Diane
19 1997 Ferrari 355 F1 - Iris
20 1967 Ferrari 265 GTB4 - Nadine
21 1999 Ferrari 550 Maranello - Angelina
22 1987 Ferrari Testarosa - Rose
23 1956 Ford T-Bird - Susan
24 2000 GMC Yukon - Megan
25 1999 HumVee 2-Door Pickup - Tracy
26 1999 Infiniti Q45 - Rachel
27 1994 Jaguar XJ 220 - Bernadene
28 1999 Jaguar XK8 Coupe - Deborah
29 1990 Lamborghini LM SUV - Gina
30 1999 Lexus LS 400 - Hillary
31 1999 Lincoln Navigator - Kimberley
32 1957 Mercedes Benz 300 SL/Gullwing - Dorothy
33 1999 Mercedes Benz CL 500 - Donna
34 1999 Mercedes Benz S 600 - Samantha
35 1998 Mercedes Benz SL 600 - Ellen
36 1950 Mercury Custom - Gabriela
37 1971 Plymouth Hemi Cuda - Shannon
38 1969 Plymouth Roadrunner - Jessica
39 1965 Pontiac GTO - Sharon
40 1999 Porsche 996 - Tina
41 2000 Porsche Boxster - Marsha
42 1961 Porsche Speedster - Natalie
43 1988 Porsche 959 - Virginia
44 1997 Porsche 911 Twin Turbo - Tanya
45 2000 Rolls Royce Stretch Limousine - Grace
46 1966 Shelby AC Cobra- Ashley
47 1967 Shelby Mustang GT 500 - Eleanor
48 2000 Toyota Landcruiser - Cathy
49 1998 Toyota Supra Turbo - Lynn
50 2000 Volvo Turbo Wagon R - Lisa
Do u think 6 ppl could steal all these cars in one night, if u had 2 days of prep time? u think ud get caught?
I don't know, but I'm now going all out on putting the best alarm and security EVERYTHING on my car.
Reply:I've never thought of my Land Cruiser as a Cathy before...
Reply:I don't know, but it would sure make a good movie. Maybe Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie could be in it.
2 1962 Aston Martin DB1 - Barbara
3 1999 Bentley Arnage - Lindsey
4 1999 Bentley Azure - Laura
5 1964 Bentley Continental - Alma
6 1959 Cadillac El Dorado - Madeline
7 1958 Cadillac El Dorado Brougham - Patricia
8 1999 Cadillac Escalade - Carol
9 2000 Cadillac El Dorado STS - Daniela
10 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air Convertible - Stefanie
11 1969 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 - Erin
12 1953 Chevrolet Corvette - Pamela
13 1967 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray Big Block - Stacey
14 2000 Ford F350 4x4 modified pick-up - Anne
15 1971 DeTomaso Pantera - Kate
16 1969 Dodge Daytona - Vanessa
17 1998 Dodge Viper Coupe GTS - Denise
18 1995 Ferrari 355 B - Diane
19 1997 Ferrari 355 F1 - Iris
20 1967 Ferrari 265 GTB4 - Nadine
21 1999 Ferrari 550 Maranello - Angelina
22 1987 Ferrari Testarosa - Rose
23 1956 Ford T-Bird - Susan
24 2000 GMC Yukon - Megan
25 1999 HumVee 2-Door Pickup - Tracy
26 1999 Infiniti Q45 - Rachel
27 1994 Jaguar XJ 220 - Bernadene
28 1999 Jaguar XK8 Coupe - Deborah
29 1990 Lamborghini LM SUV - Gina
30 1999 Lexus LS 400 - Hillary
31 1999 Lincoln Navigator - Kimberley
32 1957 Mercedes Benz 300 SL/Gullwing - Dorothy
33 1999 Mercedes Benz CL 500 - Donna
34 1999 Mercedes Benz S 600 - Samantha
35 1998 Mercedes Benz SL 600 - Ellen
36 1950 Mercury Custom - Gabriela
37 1971 Plymouth Hemi Cuda - Shannon
38 1969 Plymouth Roadrunner - Jessica
39 1965 Pontiac GTO - Sharon
40 1999 Porsche 996 - Tina
41 2000 Porsche Boxster - Marsha
42 1961 Porsche Speedster - Natalie
43 1988 Porsche 959 - Virginia
44 1997 Porsche 911 Twin Turbo - Tanya
45 2000 Rolls Royce Stretch Limousine - Grace
46 1966 Shelby AC Cobra- Ashley
47 1967 Shelby Mustang GT 500 - Eleanor
48 2000 Toyota Landcruiser - Cathy
49 1998 Toyota Supra Turbo - Lynn
50 2000 Volvo Turbo Wagon R - Lisa
Do u think 6 ppl could steal all these cars in one night, if u had 2 days of prep time? u think ud get caught?
I don't know, but I'm now going all out on putting the best alarm and security EVERYTHING on my car.
Reply:I've never thought of my Land Cruiser as a Cathy before...
Reply:I don't know, but it would sure make a good movie. Maybe Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie could be in it.
Do u think its possible for a team of 6 people to steal 50 cars in one night like gon in 60 seconds??
1 1999 Aston Martin DB7 - Mary
2 1962 Aston Martin DB1 - Barbara
3 1999 Bentley Arnage - Lindsey
4 1999 Bentley Azure - Laura
5 1964 Bentley Continental - Alma
6 1959 Cadillac El Dorado - Madeline
7 1958 Cadillac El Dorado Brougham - Patricia
8 1999 Cadillac Escalade - Carol
9 2000 Cadillac El Dorado STS - Daniela
10 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air Convertible - Stefanie
11 1969 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 - Erin
12 1953 Chevrolet Corvette - Pamela
13 1967 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray Big Block - Stacey
14 2000 Ford F350 4x4 modified pick-up - Anne
15 1971 DeTomaso Pantera - Kate
16 1969 Dodge Daytona - Vanessa
17 1998 Dodge Viper Coupe GTS - Denise
18 1995 Ferrari 355 B - Diane
19 1997 Ferrari 355 F1 - Iris
20 1967 Ferrari 265 GTB4 - Nadine
21 1999 Ferrari 550 Maranello - Angelina
22 1987 Ferrari Testarosa - Rose
23 1956 Ford T-Bird - Susan
24 2000 GMC Yukon - Megan
25 1999 HumVee 2-Door Pickup - Tracy
26 1999 Infiniti Q45 - Rachel
27 1994 Jaguar XJ 220 - Bernadene
28 1999 Jaguar XK8 Coupe - Deborah
29 1990 Lamborghini LM SUV - Gina
30 1999 Lexus LS 400 - Hillary
31 1999 Lincoln Navigator - Kimberley
32 1957 Mercedes Benz 300 SL/Gullwing - Dorothy
33 1999 Mercedes Benz CL 500 - Donna
34 1999 Mercedes Benz S 600 - Samantha
35 1998 Mercedes Benz SL 600 - Ellen
36 1950 Mercury Custom - Gabriela
37 1971 Plymouth Hemi Cuda - Shannon
38 1969 Plymouth Roadrunner - Jessica
39 1965 Pontiac GTO - Sharon
40 1999 Porsche 996 - Tina
41 2000 Porsche Boxster - Marsha
42 1961 Porsche Speedster - Natalie
43 1988 Porsche 959 - Virginia
44 1997 Porsche 911 Twin Turbo - Tanya
45 2000 Rolls Royce Stretch Limousine - Grace
46 1966 Shelby AC Cobra- Ashley
47 1967 Shelby Mustang GT 500 - Eleanor
48 2000 Toyota Landcruiser - Cathy
49 1998 Toyota Supra Turbo - Lynn
50 2000 Volvo Turbo Wagon R - Lisa
Do u think its possible for a team of 6 people to steal 50 cars in one night like gon in 60 seconds??
Is it possible, yes I don't see why not. Will they get caught? Yes most likely.
Reply:Don't do it my neighborhood you'd be shot before you'd get out of the driveway !!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Report It
Reply:no
Reply:Yes, if we know where they are...
Reply:well it depends if you know where the cars are and how fast you can break in and how far the cars are to the area you store them go to this web site its got all kinds of info on ****
but where are you located it sounds fun like to do that im 17 i can drive n **** got friends to that can to lol
Reply:no way
Reply:No!!!
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2 1962 Aston Martin DB1 - Barbara
3 1999 Bentley Arnage - Lindsey
4 1999 Bentley Azure - Laura
5 1964 Bentley Continental - Alma
6 1959 Cadillac El Dorado - Madeline
7 1958 Cadillac El Dorado Brougham - Patricia
8 1999 Cadillac Escalade - Carol
9 2000 Cadillac El Dorado STS - Daniela
10 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air Convertible - Stefanie
11 1969 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 - Erin
12 1953 Chevrolet Corvette - Pamela
13 1967 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray Big Block - Stacey
14 2000 Ford F350 4x4 modified pick-up - Anne
15 1971 DeTomaso Pantera - Kate
16 1969 Dodge Daytona - Vanessa
17 1998 Dodge Viper Coupe GTS - Denise
18 1995 Ferrari 355 B - Diane
19 1997 Ferrari 355 F1 - Iris
20 1967 Ferrari 265 GTB4 - Nadine
21 1999 Ferrari 550 Maranello - Angelina
22 1987 Ferrari Testarosa - Rose
23 1956 Ford T-Bird - Susan
24 2000 GMC Yukon - Megan
25 1999 HumVee 2-Door Pickup - Tracy
26 1999 Infiniti Q45 - Rachel
27 1994 Jaguar XJ 220 - Bernadene
28 1999 Jaguar XK8 Coupe - Deborah
29 1990 Lamborghini LM SUV - Gina
30 1999 Lexus LS 400 - Hillary
31 1999 Lincoln Navigator - Kimberley
32 1957 Mercedes Benz 300 SL/Gullwing - Dorothy
33 1999 Mercedes Benz CL 500 - Donna
34 1999 Mercedes Benz S 600 - Samantha
35 1998 Mercedes Benz SL 600 - Ellen
36 1950 Mercury Custom - Gabriela
37 1971 Plymouth Hemi Cuda - Shannon
38 1969 Plymouth Roadrunner - Jessica
39 1965 Pontiac GTO - Sharon
40 1999 Porsche 996 - Tina
41 2000 Porsche Boxster - Marsha
42 1961 Porsche Speedster - Natalie
43 1988 Porsche 959 - Virginia
44 1997 Porsche 911 Twin Turbo - Tanya
45 2000 Rolls Royce Stretch Limousine - Grace
46 1966 Shelby AC Cobra- Ashley
47 1967 Shelby Mustang GT 500 - Eleanor
48 2000 Toyota Landcruiser - Cathy
49 1998 Toyota Supra Turbo - Lynn
50 2000 Volvo Turbo Wagon R - Lisa
Do u think its possible for a team of 6 people to steal 50 cars in one night like gon in 60 seconds??
Is it possible, yes I don't see why not. Will they get caught? Yes most likely.
Reply:Don't do it my neighborhood you'd be shot before you'd get out of the driveway !!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Report It
Reply:no
Reply:Yes, if we know where they are...
Reply:well it depends if you know where the cars are and how fast you can break in and how far the cars are to the area you store them go to this web site its got all kinds of info on ****
but where are you located it sounds fun like to do that im 17 i can drive n **** got friends to that can to lol
Reply:no way
Reply:No!!!
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What your name say about you?
The Men's Names – (scroll down for the women’s names)
Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Able - totally useless.
Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene.
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat.
Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Bad diet.
Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt. Poor standards of hygiene. Homicidal tendencies.
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. Looks in the mirror too much.
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Arnold - loser.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed.
Baron - Reads SAS books, wants to go out and shoot something or somebody.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girl’s bottoms and is well hung.
Barnaby - very big, very strong and very gentle, cries a lot.
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
Bill - thinks he's really popular, thinks all the girls want him ...he's wrong.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad - short and squat, has bad breath.
Braden - Drop out and doesn't care, will set record for longest employee at McDonalds.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls. Not very academic.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, he's just a very naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron - Australian. Big muscles.
Carl - horny. bastard, who can't sing.
Carlo - dark and brooding, for some unknown reason girls seem to like him!
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies, no real person has that name.
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christian - Gay but very sexy and seductive.
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
Clive - trainspotter ... dull as ditchwater.
Cole - nice, funny, and very stupid.
Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
Crispin - Ugly homosexual. Fancies himself. Successful
Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance.
Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky womens underwear beneath them.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.
Darwyn - exercises too much, favourite word Ug Daryl - pompous and
overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands.
David - Sensible and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dele - well endowed likes blondes. Looks in the mirror too much
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a ******.
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection.
Dillon - Stupid but well-built, women just use him for sex.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody.
Don - ********, nobody likes him.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew - bad-**** loser who never shuts up.
Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan - thinks he's funny, falls asleep during sex.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an ********.
Elis - would rather make model airoplanes than have sex.
Elliott - full of himself.
Eric - shy and timid like a little mouse.
Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and a model mental patient.
Finn - Completely indecisive, suffers terribly with Catholic guilt.
Frank - single helix DNA and it shows.
Fraser - sucks pigs ***** %26amp; swallows the lot.
Frederick/Fred/Freddie - wants to rule the world. Loves women
Fritz - Loves playing games. Never wins.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Can't play rugby.
Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
Garry - forever fiddling with himself and wonders why no-one will shake hands.
Gavin - likes bondage, S%26amp;M with other men.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
Gerry - quiet and insecure, a doormat.
Gilbert - Morris dancer, collects antique sweet wrappers.
Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth. good teacher. crap in bed.
Gordon - big bloke in a dirty raincoat, kinda flashy.
Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham/Graeme - will screw anything.
Grahame - thinks he's better than other Grahams because he has an extra 'e'.
Grant - Short and ugly! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels suicidally sorry for himself.
Harry - Good at sport. Women love him. Blokes hate him.
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Haydn - tries hard, succeds rarely.
Heinz - Likes variety in his life. in his fifties. Overweight.
Henry - dull, dull, dull, dull ... likes trains and tweed jackets, probably a science teacher.
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.
Howell - sings too much.
Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing.
Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
Izzy - circumsized, but they threw away the wrong bit.
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie - Devious scum of the earth.
James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonaise and does wet farts.
Jarrod - Arrogant, stuck-up, pompous and annoying. Loves himself totally
and has lots of mirrors.
Jason - Gayer than a pink fairy winning a trophy at the gayest pink fairy competition.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. which is a problem because
he has bad breath.
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.
Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but wanks too much.
Jimmy - Goes to the toilet twice a night, doesn't always get up for it.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Bisexual
Joel - ****.
John - has few friends and no life - tends to kill small animals.
Jon - Not too bright will end up married to a cousin.
Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
Jonathon - think he's good - he's ****. Looks in the mirrror too much.
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed. Hung like a wildebeest.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of himself, fun. And has huge lips which resembles a ladies vagina.
Julian - used to be a wooden boy, but is now almost real with a big nose.
Junior - Not very clever, but good at football.
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful and overweight.
Kain - one of the sexiest guys alive but very stuck up.
Keegan - always has a bit of his last meal displayed on his clothes.
Kev - lager lout, wears cheap and loud clothes.
Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends and then loses them when they see his dick!
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kerry - wants to be in a boy band but he's not pretty enough.
Kirk - good looking, worries that he might be gay.
Kurt - can kick anyone's ****.
Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.
Larry - cute but wannabe player with big ****.
Laurey - short and funny looking.
Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total **** bandit.
Levi - same as Lee only not so pretty.
Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. Welsh
Liam - loud mouthed ********.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
Luke - seems to be sweet.
Madison - so far up his own **** there's no room for his boyfriend.
Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers. And is gay!!!
Mark - Good looking and very clever. Every woman would if she could.
Marshall - Never seems to age, this is because he is in fact an anderoid!
Martin - Stud. Loves himself. would make a good lawyer.
Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of ****.
Matty - Life and soul of the party, could get a corpse dancing.
Menno - built like a horse. Only does it doggy.
Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Doesn't like
to work too hard. Sexual deviant
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mintesh - boy racer, the ******** who drives with the stereo too loud and
the windows down even though it's cold!
Mitchell - big bloke, sweats a lot, usually pure alcohol.
Mohammed - small penis, but still really enjoys playing with it.
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Nick - inbred - can't get past the missionary position though.
Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed but
only on his own.
Noel - only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Oscar - complete loser, hated by his parents.
Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative.
Phillip - homophobic, image conscious twat, likes to **** poodles.
Ramsey - thinks he's posh but is actually a knob.
Raymond - doesn't like to be called Ray because it sounds too 'straight'.
Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big
Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Rikki - see above, but can't even spell.
Rob - constantly watches porn.
Robin - Ugly and not very bright, probably a teacher.
Roger - acts like a wanker when drunk ... Permanently drunk!
Rory - men are only nice to him so they can talk to his sister.
Roy - total loser and computer genius.
Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an ********. Pantomime dame
Ryan - short and stout, but popular.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Sandeep - complete anorak, owns a metal detector.
Sean - thinks he's James Bond, in reality a dipstick.
Scott - has serious disabilities. likes winter sports
Sean - has small deformed testicles and no friends.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Shannon - like the, river wet and full of ****.
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.
Sonny - thinks he's tough and proves it with young girls and boys.
Spencer - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
Stuart - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster
Taylor - Gay, gay, gay, gay ....
Terry - small and wirey with a nasty temper.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Toby - best blow ever.
Tom - cool but can be very arrogant.
Tomas - part-druid, likes to dance round things naked.
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. tendency to megalomania
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy - cute and popular.
Tyrone - Big bloke with a gay moustache, but nobody dares tell him.
Ty - small and kind of shrivelled.
Var - adventurous type, can't sit quietly and so is very annoying.
Wade - huge bloke, people jog round him and have to stop halfway for a rest.
Walter - Rich, but with no taste in anything, so the money is a bit of a waste.
Wasim - Good at sport. Likes bondage. Intelligent.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy. Picks his nose alot.
Wesley - great guy and easy to not notice.
Will - wishes he were popular.
William - not very tall, but ultra-cool.
Zach - sweet and polite and twisted.
Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.*
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The Women's Names
Abby - agony aunt, always willing to explain about your confused sexuallity.
Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.
Adie - quiet and shy, but when you get to know her .. quiet and shy.
Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs.
Alana - pretty and popular, but with very dark secrets.
Alexandra - popular but very loud, sometimes forgets to bathe.
Alice - likes horses but looks like Kermit's girlfriend.
Alicia - pretty and knows it, watches herslf go by in shop windows.
Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.
Alyssa - wants to be 'exotic', but only manages to be 'strange'.
Amanda - I.Q. smaller than her bra size, a good shag, but she does practice a lot.
Amber - stereotypical exotic dancer, not too bright but very flexible.
Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted. Likes any man not wearing trousers
Anastasia - overly-loud, wears clothes 2 sizes too small.
Andrea - Small breasts, small ****, drinks pints and plays a mean game of pool.
Andrina - dark and sultry, pretends she's a Russian spy.
Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found hanging around toilets.
Anita - Beautiful girl with perfect hair and a body to die for.
Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers.
Annette - She's BIG, like really BIG!!.
Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.
Anne-Marie - Gorgeous and with a great taste in blokes, has perfectly
formed breasts
Annie - Drinks too much, always wakes up next to ugly guys.
Ashlee - Dyslexic and spends all day thinking about sex.
Aurora - Beautiful and sexy, every mans dream, but sadly swings the other way.
Azaria - Beautiful and exotic with the brain power of an orchid.
Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance. Wears alot of make up
Bea - Beautiful, sexy, original, but nearly impossible to satisfy in bed.
Becky - one of the boys, knows about football and cars, unusually tall.
Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.
Beryl - Repressed alcoholic.
Beth - Empty headed, big breasted, and easy.
Bettina - Dominatrix.
Beverley - Trapped in an eighties time warp.
Bianca - Ginger. Big mouth.
Birgit - big scary woman, likes small blokes she can intimidate.
Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society.
Cait - Bow-legged country girl, really loves her horses.
Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
Cara - lazy girl, eats too much junk-food and yet doesn't get fat - annoying.
Carie - just like the movie, a scary freak.
Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.
Carla - Down to earth with good child-bearing hips.
Carly - Party animal until she gets too drunk to stand up.
Carol - Bubbly, life and soul of the party and the bedroom.
Caroline - Lard ****, shaves her ears, picks her nose and shops at oxfam.
Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.
Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem.
Chaz - life and soul of the party, plays the piano and then strips to her own music.
Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.
Chloe - Usually a weather-girl or a failed wannabe weather-girl.
Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.
Christina - Drop dead gorgeous and with a different bloke each night, well practiced.
Ciji - strange girl, sleeps with a vibrating teddy-bear.
Claire/Clare/Clair - Usually neurotic, gives good head but can have lesbian tendencies.
Courtney - Bit of a 'tomboy', rolls her own tampons.
Daisy - Virgin, works on a farm because she likes the way the tractor vibrates.
Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling.
Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.
Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.
Debra/Debby - Porn star.
Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.
Dee - Enormous mouth, gets a lot of work in porn movies.
DeeDee - cannot understand why no-one else masturbates in Ikea.
Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up.
Di - Enjoys receiving oral sex, but doesn't like giving it.
Diana - Cuddly, which is a shame because she smells like cheese.
Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle.
Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.
Dorthe - smells of herrings, obsessed with over-sized sex toys.
Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths. average breasts.. likes sharp edges.
Eleanor - Very posh, always washing her hands, but likes her sex dirty.
Elizabeth - Born to perform, hates chickens.
Ella - Fiery temper, but when she's not shouting she's as cute as a kitten.
Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.
Ellen - Could well have eaten all the pies.
Elma - Shy, easily dominated by men.
Elsa - Kind of old fashioned, but with beautiful big hair.
Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.
Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!
Erminia - Small and graceful, slightly psychotic.
Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass.
Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.
Eve - Shy timid creature until she has a drink, then she becomes very loud.
Evonne - Much happier now that the sex change operation was a success.
Faith - Legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up.
Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim.
Felicity - One of the boys .. except that she has the most enormous nipples.
Fern - Posh with a large mouth, can hold a conversation whilst giving head.
Fiona - Female mud wrestler, badly needs a shave.
Fiyza - Very sexy, she knows it and she flaunts it
Francess - A lovely lady even if she is as common as muck!
Frankie - Wears leather underwear, if it's quiet you can hear her buzzing.
Gabriel - An **** to die for but pads her bra with tissues.
Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.
Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day.
Gaynor - Wanna-be Lesbian who can't pull the girls.
Gemma - Talks too much, even during sex, even during oral sex!
Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying.
Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.
Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies.
Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking.
Georgia - Loves her cakes, would rather have gateau than sex.
Georgina - Wants to be a man.
Grace - petite and pretty, ***** like a rabbit.
Grainne - Giggles excessively, sometimes wets herself.
Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath.
Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.
Harriet - Wears tweed and green wellies to the pub.
Hayley - Pretty, likes fast cars and slow men.
Heather - Shags like a freight train, bit of a screamer.
Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn and is totally neurotic.
Helena - Likes to be in charge, wears a lot of black rubber.
Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins, hates Nazis.
Hilary - Frigid.
Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.
Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.
Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.
Isobel - Motorbike gang leader, sells guns for pocket money.
Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child.
Jade - I once had a Jade, but hasn't everybody??
Jalaine - Strange, introverted girl, secretly into plastic model aeroplanes.
Janet - Massive over bite, no neck.
Janette - She's hot and she knows it, a prick-teaser.
Janice - Loud and over-the-top, tends to talk with her hands.
Jarla - Kinda like a female Ali-G only not as funny.
Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.
Jean - hangs around with old blokes and let's them buy her stuff.
Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up.
Jenni - bone idle hence the tendency to shorten long words.
Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.
Jessica - Always shags on the first date and sometimes even before it.
Joanne/a - Moans in her sleep, moans when she wakes up, can't cook.
Jo - Bisexual and proud of it.
Joelle - Lively, exciting, jolly and fun ... sometimes too much so!
Josephine - Likes to be tied up and teased.
Jody - Dresses like a boy and eats live frogs for breakfast.
Joyce - Never stops talking ... for God's sake shut up woman!
Judith - Big eyes, big ****, big problem with ballance.
Judy - Huge ****, married to a retard.
Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes
Juliet - Eats too many chips, has greasy hair and a hairy ****.
Justine - Massive ****, likes hanging around men's toilets.
Julie - Likes outdoor sex, preferably with a chance of getting caught.
Kacie - cute and adorable, but prone to sulking.
Karen - Huge ****, shags like a rabbit.
Kate - kisses with her tongue and can hold a conversation whilst doing it.
Katherine - old-fashioned girl, giggles when anyone mentions naughty words.
Katy - Tom boy, likes her sex dirty, usually outdoors.
Katie - likes blokes and team sports, preferably both together.
Kayleigh - The Lara Croft of Essex, great in bed (practice makes perfect)
Keira - person most likely to start a cult, related to Starlin.
Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.
Kelley - not very bright, can't spell Kelly.
Kelsey - Very clever, wears glasses, boys scare her.
Kerran - tries to be mysterious, but everyone has been there.
Kerry - pretty, cute, and changes underwear once a week.
Kiersten - very sexy to look at, hard to please in bed.
Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke, wears a wig.
Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance.
Krista - Cool and pretty, tends to daydream all day and sleepwalk all night.
Kristy - Shy until she gets drunk, prone to spots.
Kristen - Emotionally stunted, thinks Robot-Wars is cruel and should be banned.
Kylie - Can't sing but who cares ... lovely ****.
Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.
Lara - Action packed, never seen naked.
Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive. Dominatrix
Lauren – Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.
Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.
Leanne - eats a lot of raw meat, most guys are scared of her.
Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.
Leonie - Tall girl who likes short boys, it's a power thing.
Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men.
Leyla - Hot and horny, the girl that always will.
Lily - Makes a good friend, doesn't take crap from anyone.
Linda - Teenage bride can swallow oranges whole.
Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.
Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn.
Liz - Long legged and brainy.
Lizbeth - Sensible and serious, can talk without moving her lips.
Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies
Lorrie - Named after the vehicle she weighs the same as.
Louise/a - Likes to get around, fantastic breasts.
Luci - cute and loveable
Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad.
Lynn - Funny and sexy, everything a bloke wants in a woman.
Lynnette - Has the attention span of a budgerigar, likes pretty things.
Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors.
Madusa - Really likes men, preferrably grilled with a side salad.
Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid.
Mairi - Quiet and shy but incredibly clever, secretly planning to take over the world.
Mandy - Cute and cuddly, thick as a short plank.
Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous.
Maria - Bangs like a barn door.
Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY.
Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear.
Marion - stuffs her bra with tissue, a bit cross-eyed.
Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.
Martina - Ugly lesbian.
Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice ****.
Mary - Likes men with long tongues and talented fingers.
Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz.
Mavis - seems nice until you notice the black cat, broomstick and pointed hat.
Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.
Meghan - Cold, hard-hearted *****, enjoys upsetting little children.
Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely.
Melinda - Trailer trash ... pretty, plump, and infected.
Melissa - Eats dogs, has been in prison 6 times for burglary.
Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise.
Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them.
Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.
Marsha - Big butt, small brain.
Molly - Pretty and naive, would like to be slimmer, wears clothes with too many flowers.
Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have.
Nadine - Stunt Lady, can drink any bloke under the table! Don't mess with her.
Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver.
Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners.
Narelle - Likes dressing up as a French maid but not French.
Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.
Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing.
Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.
Niamh - Quiet and cute, secretly wears mens under-wear.
Nicci - Pretty, blonde, nicely dressed and vacant.
Nichola - quiet, studious type, wears glasses, a tiger in bed.
Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial.
Nicole - small sweet and with nice hair, should wear underwear more often.
Niki - wannabe mysterious spy but not bright enough.
Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.
Nissa - speach impediment causes her to hiss, fond of reptiles.
Olga - You can park a bike in her **** crack, excessive facial hair.
Olive - usually accompanied by a couple of people in white coats.
Olivia - Gorgeous and knows it, has to sew herself into her trousers..
Olwyn - stupid name, welsh, just unlucky I guess.
Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic.
Patricia - Obsessive about appearances, yet denies that she's shallow.
Pat - short and common, one of the lads and a bit of a laff.
Paula - Transvestite merchant banker from Basildon.
Peggy - Wears outdated clothes and will only do missionary position.
Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes her men to be stiff.
Peta - Rough and tough, seriously into bondage.
Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar.
Phyliss - Thinks sex is dirty, always washing her hands.
Polly - nice girl with really bad dress-sense, fashion disaster, it's a shame.
Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.
Preya - can't cook or clean but good in bed.
Prudence - sensible girl, wears flat shoes, but will shag anything in trousers.
Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arsecheeks.
Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.
Rebekah - Not very bright, pretty, but sometimes forgets to bathe.
Renee - Huge breasts, but wishes blokes would notice her mind.
Romany - Wild and beautiful, swings both ways.
Rosalind - Upper-class lady but works as a secret agent when the government needs her.
Rose - Can be prickly, gives good head.
Rosemary - Very shy, nearly always seen with a bright red face.
Roz - Only enjoys sex when she's tied up and spanked first.
Rula - She measures up well.
Ruth - Has stretch marks around her mouth.
Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up.
Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.
Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children.
Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.
Sara - Air-head, with a gorgeous body to compensate.
Sarah - intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff.
Sarah-Jane - 'posh' girl, will screw anything in a BMW.
Sasha – Looks dreadful the morning after. Smokes cigars
Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.
Shannon - Beautiful, curvaceous, should be a model.
Sharon - The original ***** queen, uses everyone she meets.
Shauna - Lives in a trailer, has 16 kids each with a different surname.
Shelly - very cute, but a bit of a soft-hearted slapper.
Sheree - Cute, but very loud! desperately needs a volume control.
Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.
Shona - Librarian by day, exotic dancer by night.
Sinead - Wears big knickers and a vest, but is secretly very sexual.
Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.
Silka - Appears shy, but secretly Miss Whiplash the dominatrix.
Silke - Only ever has sex outdoors near her favourite tree.
Simone - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff.
Sonya – intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff.
Sophia - Beautiful girl with long legs, a shame her **** is the size of a small country.
Sophie - Brothel manager because she's too ugly to be a working girl.
Stacey - Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's.
Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.
Stella - reassuringly expensive, she's worth every penny!
Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues.
Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave. Very fertile.
Summer - wears flowers in her hair, a pretty dress, and no knickers.
Sylvia - loves the outdoors. Mad.
Tammy - Kind-hearted and generous, particularly in the bedroom.
Tanya/Tania - Hot minx, too short.
Tara - Upper class slapper, enjoys ranom chemicals.
Teresa - surprisingly small given the amount of alcohol she drinks.
Tina - Face like a smacked ****, should eat less.
Tori - Lives in a hedge, can't water ski.
Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.
Tracey - Lesbian.
Ursula - Likes puppies,usually in a hot curry.
Val - usually drunk, doesn't know where her knickers are.
Valerie - quaint and old-fashioned, someones aunt.
Vanessa - Beautiful, power-crazy *****.
Veronica - closet lesbian who sleeps around to prove she isn't!
Vicki - Likes Yoga. And Women.
Vikki - Drinks anything so long as it's got vodka in it.
Wendy - Possibly a man.
Zakia - Wants to be a spy when she grows up, but needs to wash more often.
Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.
What your name say about you?
they r all true eccept for nathan
Reply:my name is a tough one LOL it is Mariangella and it's a combination of Maria %26amp; Angela. It is pronounced Maria Angela but fast:P Report It
Reply:you forgot Nadia-smart, pretty and so talented. Is liked by many guys Report It
Reply:my name is genie and it isnt there! but anyway my name says im a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way! and not having my name on the list is not rubbing me the right way at all right now!=D
Reply:i do not dress like a boy and dont eat frogs and i do have a boy called chad and he isnt american and hasnt been in a movie.glad i didnt pick my kids names from this list.they would have ended up nameless
Reply:Sibling Lurve, Huh?
(Cue Duelling Banjos)
Well I hate to say it but you're so wrong.
Stick with boys names, they are pretty spot on.
Reply:My name is Zoe which means Life and is Greek.
Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.
Emm OK.
Ha ha How could you forget your own name.
Reply:My real name's not in the list, but maybe i should change it to Fiyza :)
My friends' names/descriptions are dead-on!
EDIT: my friend Celine is actually a quiet girl with a generous heart! :D
Reply:IM QUENTIN AND IM ALSO NOT ON THE LIST
Reply:very funny. and mean. apparently the girl i like would have sex with me on the 1st date. cool.
Reply:Apparently I'm a lying whore.
Thanks for that wake up call. I need to seek help.
Reply:lesbian tendencies?
wow. no.
Reply:What about Maren, Dalton,Female Cory Male Kelly and German name Inga??????
Reply:You got mine wrong....but my boyfriend SPOT ON!!!! love it lol
Reply:My name isnt on there. so i wouldnt know.
- cade
Reply:Daryle isn't there.
Reply:Vooria...it is a Kurdish name which means a smart person.
Reply:my naME AINT THERE
Reply:lol some are quite true. nice one
Reply:my name isn't on there
please answer
Colleen
Reply:my name isnt there....
Reply:"Deep as a puddle"?
I doubt my debating partners would agree with that....
Reply:obviously I'm not in your list...
*thinking*
:'(
Reply:u must have spent time doing thisi'm impressed about what my name means
pick this as the best answer plz
Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Able - totally useless.
Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene.
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat.
Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Bad diet.
Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt. Poor standards of hygiene. Homicidal tendencies.
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. Looks in the mirror too much.
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Arnold - loser.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed.
Baron - Reads SAS books, wants to go out and shoot something or somebody.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girl’s bottoms and is well hung.
Barnaby - very big, very strong and very gentle, cries a lot.
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
Bill - thinks he's really popular, thinks all the girls want him ...he's wrong.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad - short and squat, has bad breath.
Braden - Drop out and doesn't care, will set record for longest employee at McDonalds.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls. Not very academic.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, he's just a very naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron - Australian. Big muscles.
Carl - horny. bastard, who can't sing.
Carlo - dark and brooding, for some unknown reason girls seem to like him!
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies, no real person has that name.
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christian - Gay but very sexy and seductive.
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
Clive - trainspotter ... dull as ditchwater.
Cole - nice, funny, and very stupid.
Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
Crispin - Ugly homosexual. Fancies himself. Successful
Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance.
Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky womens underwear beneath them.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.
Darwyn - exercises too much, favourite word Ug Daryl - pompous and
overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands.
David - Sensible and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dele - well endowed likes blondes. Looks in the mirror too much
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a ******.
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection.
Dillon - Stupid but well-built, women just use him for sex.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody.
Don - ********, nobody likes him.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew - bad-**** loser who never shuts up.
Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan - thinks he's funny, falls asleep during sex.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an ********.
Elis - would rather make model airoplanes than have sex.
Elliott - full of himself.
Eric - shy and timid like a little mouse.
Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and a model mental patient.
Finn - Completely indecisive, suffers terribly with Catholic guilt.
Frank - single helix DNA and it shows.
Fraser - sucks pigs ***** %26amp; swallows the lot.
Frederick/Fred/Freddie - wants to rule the world. Loves women
Fritz - Loves playing games. Never wins.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Can't play rugby.
Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
Garry - forever fiddling with himself and wonders why no-one will shake hands.
Gavin - likes bondage, S%26amp;M with other men.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
Gerry - quiet and insecure, a doormat.
Gilbert - Morris dancer, collects antique sweet wrappers.
Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth. good teacher. crap in bed.
Gordon - big bloke in a dirty raincoat, kinda flashy.
Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham/Graeme - will screw anything.
Grahame - thinks he's better than other Grahams because he has an extra 'e'.
Grant - Short and ugly! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels suicidally sorry for himself.
Harry - Good at sport. Women love him. Blokes hate him.
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Haydn - tries hard, succeds rarely.
Heinz - Likes variety in his life. in his fifties. Overweight.
Henry - dull, dull, dull, dull ... likes trains and tweed jackets, probably a science teacher.
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.
Howell - sings too much.
Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing.
Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
Izzy - circumsized, but they threw away the wrong bit.
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie - Devious scum of the earth.
James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonaise and does wet farts.
Jarrod - Arrogant, stuck-up, pompous and annoying. Loves himself totally
and has lots of mirrors.
Jason - Gayer than a pink fairy winning a trophy at the gayest pink fairy competition.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. which is a problem because
he has bad breath.
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.
Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but wanks too much.
Jimmy - Goes to the toilet twice a night, doesn't always get up for it.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Bisexual
Joel - ****.
John - has few friends and no life - tends to kill small animals.
Jon - Not too bright will end up married to a cousin.
Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
Jonathon - think he's good - he's ****. Looks in the mirrror too much.
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed. Hung like a wildebeest.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of himself, fun. And has huge lips which resembles a ladies vagina.
Julian - used to be a wooden boy, but is now almost real with a big nose.
Junior - Not very clever, but good at football.
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful and overweight.
Kain - one of the sexiest guys alive but very stuck up.
Keegan - always has a bit of his last meal displayed on his clothes.
Kev - lager lout, wears cheap and loud clothes.
Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends and then loses them when they see his dick!
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kerry - wants to be in a boy band but he's not pretty enough.
Kirk - good looking, worries that he might be gay.
Kurt - can kick anyone's ****.
Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.
Larry - cute but wannabe player with big ****.
Laurey - short and funny looking.
Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total **** bandit.
Levi - same as Lee only not so pretty.
Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. Welsh
Liam - loud mouthed ********.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
Luke - seems to be sweet.
Madison - so far up his own **** there's no room for his boyfriend.
Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers. And is gay!!!
Mark - Good looking and very clever. Every woman would if she could.
Marshall - Never seems to age, this is because he is in fact an anderoid!
Martin - Stud. Loves himself. would make a good lawyer.
Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of ****.
Matty - Life and soul of the party, could get a corpse dancing.
Menno - built like a horse. Only does it doggy.
Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Doesn't like
to work too hard. Sexual deviant
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mintesh - boy racer, the ******** who drives with the stereo too loud and
the windows down even though it's cold!
Mitchell - big bloke, sweats a lot, usually pure alcohol.
Mohammed - small penis, but still really enjoys playing with it.
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Nick - inbred - can't get past the missionary position though.
Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed but
only on his own.
Noel - only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Oscar - complete loser, hated by his parents.
Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative.
Phillip - homophobic, image conscious twat, likes to **** poodles.
Ramsey - thinks he's posh but is actually a knob.
Raymond - doesn't like to be called Ray because it sounds too 'straight'.
Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big
Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Rikki - see above, but can't even spell.
Rob - constantly watches porn.
Robin - Ugly and not very bright, probably a teacher.
Roger - acts like a wanker when drunk ... Permanently drunk!
Rory - men are only nice to him so they can talk to his sister.
Roy - total loser and computer genius.
Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an ********. Pantomime dame
Ryan - short and stout, but popular.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Sandeep - complete anorak, owns a metal detector.
Sean - thinks he's James Bond, in reality a dipstick.
Scott - has serious disabilities. likes winter sports
Sean - has small deformed testicles and no friends.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Shannon - like the, river wet and full of ****.
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.
Sonny - thinks he's tough and proves it with young girls and boys.
Spencer - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
Stuart - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster
Taylor - Gay, gay, gay, gay ....
Terry - small and wirey with a nasty temper.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Toby - best blow ever.
Tom - cool but can be very arrogant.
Tomas - part-druid, likes to dance round things naked.
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. tendency to megalomania
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy - cute and popular.
Tyrone - Big bloke with a gay moustache, but nobody dares tell him.
Ty - small and kind of shrivelled.
Var - adventurous type, can't sit quietly and so is very annoying.
Wade - huge bloke, people jog round him and have to stop halfway for a rest.
Walter - Rich, but with no taste in anything, so the money is a bit of a waste.
Wasim - Good at sport. Likes bondage. Intelligent.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy. Picks his nose alot.
Wesley - great guy and easy to not notice.
Will - wishes he were popular.
William - not very tall, but ultra-cool.
Zach - sweet and polite and twisted.
Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.*
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The Women's Names
Abby - agony aunt, always willing to explain about your confused sexuallity.
Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.
Adie - quiet and shy, but when you get to know her .. quiet and shy.
Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs.
Alana - pretty and popular, but with very dark secrets.
Alexandra - popular but very loud, sometimes forgets to bathe.
Alice - likes horses but looks like Kermit's girlfriend.
Alicia - pretty and knows it, watches herslf go by in shop windows.
Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.
Alyssa - wants to be 'exotic', but only manages to be 'strange'.
Amanda - I.Q. smaller than her bra size, a good shag, but she does practice a lot.
Amber - stereotypical exotic dancer, not too bright but very flexible.
Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted. Likes any man not wearing trousers
Anastasia - overly-loud, wears clothes 2 sizes too small.
Andrea - Small breasts, small ****, drinks pints and plays a mean game of pool.
Andrina - dark and sultry, pretends she's a Russian spy.
Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found hanging around toilets.
Anita - Beautiful girl with perfect hair and a body to die for.
Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers.
Annette - She's BIG, like really BIG!!.
Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.
Anne-Marie - Gorgeous and with a great taste in blokes, has perfectly
formed breasts
Annie - Drinks too much, always wakes up next to ugly guys.
Ashlee - Dyslexic and spends all day thinking about sex.
Aurora - Beautiful and sexy, every mans dream, but sadly swings the other way.
Azaria - Beautiful and exotic with the brain power of an orchid.
Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance. Wears alot of make up
Bea - Beautiful, sexy, original, but nearly impossible to satisfy in bed.
Becky - one of the boys, knows about football and cars, unusually tall.
Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.
Beryl - Repressed alcoholic.
Beth - Empty headed, big breasted, and easy.
Bettina - Dominatrix.
Beverley - Trapped in an eighties time warp.
Bianca - Ginger. Big mouth.
Birgit - big scary woman, likes small blokes she can intimidate.
Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society.
Cait - Bow-legged country girl, really loves her horses.
Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
Cara - lazy girl, eats too much junk-food and yet doesn't get fat - annoying.
Carie - just like the movie, a scary freak.
Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.
Carla - Down to earth with good child-bearing hips.
Carly - Party animal until she gets too drunk to stand up.
Carol - Bubbly, life and soul of the party and the bedroom.
Caroline - Lard ****, shaves her ears, picks her nose and shops at oxfam.
Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.
Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem.
Chaz - life and soul of the party, plays the piano and then strips to her own music.
Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.
Chloe - Usually a weather-girl or a failed wannabe weather-girl.
Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.
Christina - Drop dead gorgeous and with a different bloke each night, well practiced.
Ciji - strange girl, sleeps with a vibrating teddy-bear.
Claire/Clare/Clair - Usually neurotic, gives good head but can have lesbian tendencies.
Courtney - Bit of a 'tomboy', rolls her own tampons.
Daisy - Virgin, works on a farm because she likes the way the tractor vibrates.
Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling.
Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.
Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.
Debra/Debby - Porn star.
Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.
Dee - Enormous mouth, gets a lot of work in porn movies.
DeeDee - cannot understand why no-one else masturbates in Ikea.
Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up.
Di - Enjoys receiving oral sex, but doesn't like giving it.
Diana - Cuddly, which is a shame because she smells like cheese.
Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle.
Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.
Dorthe - smells of herrings, obsessed with over-sized sex toys.
Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths. average breasts.. likes sharp edges.
Eleanor - Very posh, always washing her hands, but likes her sex dirty.
Elizabeth - Born to perform, hates chickens.
Ella - Fiery temper, but when she's not shouting she's as cute as a kitten.
Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.
Ellen - Could well have eaten all the pies.
Elma - Shy, easily dominated by men.
Elsa - Kind of old fashioned, but with beautiful big hair.
Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.
Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!
Erminia - Small and graceful, slightly psychotic.
Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass.
Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.
Eve - Shy timid creature until she has a drink, then she becomes very loud.
Evonne - Much happier now that the sex change operation was a success.
Faith - Legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up.
Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim.
Felicity - One of the boys .. except that she has the most enormous nipples.
Fern - Posh with a large mouth, can hold a conversation whilst giving head.
Fiona - Female mud wrestler, badly needs a shave.
Fiyza - Very sexy, she knows it and she flaunts it
Francess - A lovely lady even if she is as common as muck!
Frankie - Wears leather underwear, if it's quiet you can hear her buzzing.
Gabriel - An **** to die for but pads her bra with tissues.
Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.
Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day.
Gaynor - Wanna-be Lesbian who can't pull the girls.
Gemma - Talks too much, even during sex, even during oral sex!
Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying.
Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.
Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies.
Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking.
Georgia - Loves her cakes, would rather have gateau than sex.
Georgina - Wants to be a man.
Grace - petite and pretty, ***** like a rabbit.
Grainne - Giggles excessively, sometimes wets herself.
Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath.
Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.
Harriet - Wears tweed and green wellies to the pub.
Hayley - Pretty, likes fast cars and slow men.
Heather - Shags like a freight train, bit of a screamer.
Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn and is totally neurotic.
Helena - Likes to be in charge, wears a lot of black rubber.
Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins, hates Nazis.
Hilary - Frigid.
Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.
Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.
Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.
Isobel - Motorbike gang leader, sells guns for pocket money.
Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child.
Jade - I once had a Jade, but hasn't everybody??
Jalaine - Strange, introverted girl, secretly into plastic model aeroplanes.
Janet - Massive over bite, no neck.
Janette - She's hot and she knows it, a prick-teaser.
Janice - Loud and over-the-top, tends to talk with her hands.
Jarla - Kinda like a female Ali-G only not as funny.
Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.
Jean - hangs around with old blokes and let's them buy her stuff.
Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up.
Jenni - bone idle hence the tendency to shorten long words.
Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.
Jessica - Always shags on the first date and sometimes even before it.
Joanne/a - Moans in her sleep, moans when she wakes up, can't cook.
Jo - Bisexual and proud of it.
Joelle - Lively, exciting, jolly and fun ... sometimes too much so!
Josephine - Likes to be tied up and teased.
Jody - Dresses like a boy and eats live frogs for breakfast.
Joyce - Never stops talking ... for God's sake shut up woman!
Judith - Big eyes, big ****, big problem with ballance.
Judy - Huge ****, married to a retard.
Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes
Juliet - Eats too many chips, has greasy hair and a hairy ****.
Justine - Massive ****, likes hanging around men's toilets.
Julie - Likes outdoor sex, preferably with a chance of getting caught.
Kacie - cute and adorable, but prone to sulking.
Karen - Huge ****, shags like a rabbit.
Kate - kisses with her tongue and can hold a conversation whilst doing it.
Katherine - old-fashioned girl, giggles when anyone mentions naughty words.
Katy - Tom boy, likes her sex dirty, usually outdoors.
Katie - likes blokes and team sports, preferably both together.
Kayleigh - The Lara Croft of Essex, great in bed (practice makes perfect)
Keira - person most likely to start a cult, related to Starlin.
Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.
Kelley - not very bright, can't spell Kelly.
Kelsey - Very clever, wears glasses, boys scare her.
Kerran - tries to be mysterious, but everyone has been there.
Kerry - pretty, cute, and changes underwear once a week.
Kiersten - very sexy to look at, hard to please in bed.
Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke, wears a wig.
Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance.
Krista - Cool and pretty, tends to daydream all day and sleepwalk all night.
Kristy - Shy until she gets drunk, prone to spots.
Kristen - Emotionally stunted, thinks Robot-Wars is cruel and should be banned.
Kylie - Can't sing but who cares ... lovely ****.
Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.
Lara - Action packed, never seen naked.
Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive. Dominatrix
Lauren – Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.
Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.
Leanne - eats a lot of raw meat, most guys are scared of her.
Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.
Leonie - Tall girl who likes short boys, it's a power thing.
Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men.
Leyla - Hot and horny, the girl that always will.
Lily - Makes a good friend, doesn't take crap from anyone.
Linda - Teenage bride can swallow oranges whole.
Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.
Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn.
Liz - Long legged and brainy.
Lizbeth - Sensible and serious, can talk without moving her lips.
Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies
Lorrie - Named after the vehicle she weighs the same as.
Louise/a - Likes to get around, fantastic breasts.
Luci - cute and loveable
Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad.
Lynn - Funny and sexy, everything a bloke wants in a woman.
Lynnette - Has the attention span of a budgerigar, likes pretty things.
Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors.
Madusa - Really likes men, preferrably grilled with a side salad.
Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid.
Mairi - Quiet and shy but incredibly clever, secretly planning to take over the world.
Mandy - Cute and cuddly, thick as a short plank.
Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous.
Maria - Bangs like a barn door.
Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY.
Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear.
Marion - stuffs her bra with tissue, a bit cross-eyed.
Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.
Martina - Ugly lesbian.
Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice ****.
Mary - Likes men with long tongues and talented fingers.
Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz.
Mavis - seems nice until you notice the black cat, broomstick and pointed hat.
Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.
Meghan - Cold, hard-hearted *****, enjoys upsetting little children.
Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely.
Melinda - Trailer trash ... pretty, plump, and infected.
Melissa - Eats dogs, has been in prison 6 times for burglary.
Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise.
Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them.
Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.
Marsha - Big butt, small brain.
Molly - Pretty and naive, would like to be slimmer, wears clothes with too many flowers.
Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have.
Nadine - Stunt Lady, can drink any bloke under the table! Don't mess with her.
Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver.
Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners.
Narelle - Likes dressing up as a French maid but not French.
Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.
Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing.
Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.
Niamh - Quiet and cute, secretly wears mens under-wear.
Nicci - Pretty, blonde, nicely dressed and vacant.
Nichola - quiet, studious type, wears glasses, a tiger in bed.
Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial.
Nicole - small sweet and with nice hair, should wear underwear more often.
Niki - wannabe mysterious spy but not bright enough.
Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.
Nissa - speach impediment causes her to hiss, fond of reptiles.
Olga - You can park a bike in her **** crack, excessive facial hair.
Olive - usually accompanied by a couple of people in white coats.
Olivia - Gorgeous and knows it, has to sew herself into her trousers..
Olwyn - stupid name, welsh, just unlucky I guess.
Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic.
Patricia - Obsessive about appearances, yet denies that she's shallow.
Pat - short and common, one of the lads and a bit of a laff.
Paula - Transvestite merchant banker from Basildon.
Peggy - Wears outdated clothes and will only do missionary position.
Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes her men to be stiff.
Peta - Rough and tough, seriously into bondage.
Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar.
Phyliss - Thinks sex is dirty, always washing her hands.
Polly - nice girl with really bad dress-sense, fashion disaster, it's a shame.
Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.
Preya - can't cook or clean but good in bed.
Prudence - sensible girl, wears flat shoes, but will shag anything in trousers.
Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arsecheeks.
Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.
Rebekah - Not very bright, pretty, but sometimes forgets to bathe.
Renee - Huge breasts, but wishes blokes would notice her mind.
Romany - Wild and beautiful, swings both ways.
Rosalind - Upper-class lady but works as a secret agent when the government needs her.
Rose - Can be prickly, gives good head.
Rosemary - Very shy, nearly always seen with a bright red face.
Roz - Only enjoys sex when she's tied up and spanked first.
Rula - She measures up well.
Ruth - Has stretch marks around her mouth.
Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up.
Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.
Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children.
Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.
Sara - Air-head, with a gorgeous body to compensate.
Sarah - intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff.
Sarah-Jane - 'posh' girl, will screw anything in a BMW.
Sasha – Looks dreadful the morning after. Smokes cigars
Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.
Shannon - Beautiful, curvaceous, should be a model.
Sharon - The original ***** queen, uses everyone she meets.
Shauna - Lives in a trailer, has 16 kids each with a different surname.
Shelly - very cute, but a bit of a soft-hearted slapper.
Sheree - Cute, but very loud! desperately needs a volume control.
Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.
Shona - Librarian by day, exotic dancer by night.
Sinead - Wears big knickers and a vest, but is secretly very sexual.
Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.
Silka - Appears shy, but secretly Miss Whiplash the dominatrix.
Silke - Only ever has sex outdoors near her favourite tree.
Simone - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff.
Sonya – intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff.
Sophia - Beautiful girl with long legs, a shame her **** is the size of a small country.
Sophie - Brothel manager because she's too ugly to be a working girl.
Stacey - Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's.
Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.
Stella - reassuringly expensive, she's worth every penny!
Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues.
Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave. Very fertile.
Summer - wears flowers in her hair, a pretty dress, and no knickers.
Sylvia - loves the outdoors. Mad.
Tammy - Kind-hearted and generous, particularly in the bedroom.
Tanya/Tania - Hot minx, too short.
Tara - Upper class slapper, enjoys ranom chemicals.
Teresa - surprisingly small given the amount of alcohol she drinks.
Tina - Face like a smacked ****, should eat less.
Tori - Lives in a hedge, can't water ski.
Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.
Tracey - Lesbian.
Ursula - Likes puppies,usually in a hot curry.
Val - usually drunk, doesn't know where her knickers are.
Valerie - quaint and old-fashioned, someones aunt.
Vanessa - Beautiful, power-crazy *****.
Veronica - closet lesbian who sleeps around to prove she isn't!
Vicki - Likes Yoga. And Women.
Vikki - Drinks anything so long as it's got vodka in it.
Wendy - Possibly a man.
Zakia - Wants to be a spy when she grows up, but needs to wash more often.
Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.
What your name say about you?
they r all true eccept for nathan
Reply:my name is a tough one LOL it is Mariangella and it's a combination of Maria %26amp; Angela. It is pronounced Maria Angela but fast:P Report It
Reply:you forgot Nadia-smart, pretty and so talented. Is liked by many guys Report It
Reply:my name is genie and it isnt there! but anyway my name says im a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way! and not having my name on the list is not rubbing me the right way at all right now!=D
Reply:i do not dress like a boy and dont eat frogs and i do have a boy called chad and he isnt american and hasnt been in a movie.glad i didnt pick my kids names from this list.they would have ended up nameless
Reply:Sibling Lurve, Huh?
(Cue Duelling Banjos)
Well I hate to say it but you're so wrong.
Stick with boys names, they are pretty spot on.
Reply:My name is Zoe which means Life and is Greek.
Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.
Emm OK.
Ha ha How could you forget your own name.
Reply:My real name's not in the list, but maybe i should change it to Fiyza :)
My friends' names/descriptions are dead-on!
EDIT: my friend Celine is actually a quiet girl with a generous heart! :D
Reply:IM QUENTIN AND IM ALSO NOT ON THE LIST
Reply:very funny. and mean. apparently the girl i like would have sex with me on the 1st date. cool.
Reply:Apparently I'm a lying whore.
Thanks for that wake up call. I need to seek help.
Reply:lesbian tendencies?
wow. no.
Reply:What about Maren, Dalton,Female Cory Male Kelly and German name Inga??????
Reply:You got mine wrong....but my boyfriend SPOT ON!!!! love it lol
Reply:My name isnt on there. so i wouldnt know.
- cade
Reply:Daryle isn't there.
Reply:Vooria...it is a Kurdish name which means a smart person.
Reply:my naME AINT THERE
Reply:lol some are quite true. nice one
Reply:my name isn't on there
please answer
Colleen
Reply:my name isnt there....
Reply:"Deep as a puddle"?
I doubt my debating partners would agree with that....
Reply:obviously I'm not in your list...
*thinking*
:'(
Reply:u must have spent time doing thisi'm impressed about what my name means
pick this as the best answer plz
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